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Any one ever been to Colette?

Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:48 am
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
1997 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:48 am
If so what was it like?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132893 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:51 am to
Whatever you expect it to be, it isn't
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:52 am to
Ask your Mom.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21639 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:55 am to
Dudes will be 260lbs, have a wife whose arse looks like a Hefty bag full of yogurt covered in ant bites, and say "how could you tell we were in the lifestyle?"
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18915 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Dudes will be 260lbs, have a wife whose arse looks like a Hefty bag full of yogurt covered in ant bites


You've obviously never been.

OP, it's become darker in the past few years. The place smells like skunk weed all the time. They haven't been enforcing the guy to girl ratio either.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37678 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:33 am to
quote:

They haven't been enforcing the guy to girl ratio either.


You definitely have to go on couple's night. I've brought my girlfriends there in the past just to have sex somewhere fun. We keep to ourselves and enjoy the atmosphere but the place needed some updating/upkeep. To answer the OP: it has been a bit since I have been there but it is BYOB, they have the mixers, and the action happens upstairs. They have lockers but I recommend your date just having a clutch with whatever necessities you need like lube, wet wipes, etc. If you're looking for yourself and trying to join a couple avoid the nights where you have a lot of single guys. Find a woman that is interested in playing there to go with you and go to couple's nights. If you cannot do that then pay for an escort to join you and that is very common. Be easy going and approachable, meet some couples, and you'll find someone who is looking for a bull
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32559 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:38 am to
the town? the restaurant? the bar?

WTF are you talking about? Be specific.. and we have specific boards for travel and also food/restaurants which might help you get better answers.

This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 8:40 am
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25157 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:39 am to
quote:

You definitely have to go on couple's night. I've brought my girlfriends there in the past just to have sex somewhere fun. We keep to ourselves and enjoy the atmosphere but the place needed some updating/upkeep. To answer the OP: it has been a bit since I have been there but it is BYOB, they have the mixers, and the action happens upstairs. They have lockers but I recommend your date just having a clutch with whatever necessities you need like lube, wet wipes, etc. If you're looking for yourself and trying to join a couple avoid the nights where you have a lot of single guys. Find a woman that is interested in playing there to go with you and go to couple's nights. If you cannot do that then pay for an escort to join you and that is very common. Be easy going and approachable, meet some couples, and you'll find someone who is looking for a bull


To each their own, but my god, nothing about this sounds even remotely enjoyable at all.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19253 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Town? Restaurant? WTF are you talking about? Be specific.. and we have specific boards for travel and also food/restaurants which might help you get better answers.


It’s a swinger club in Nola. You can eat there if you want, but your meal will most likely get up and walk away.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37678 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:42 am to
If you've never cared to have sex in a public area or have an interest in pulling back the veil of privacy then it isn't going to appeal
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
1997 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:46 am to
quote:

it's become darker in the past few years


Can you expand on this? Mate?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37678 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:47 am to
They probably mean more black people there. They are not shy about being loud with their weed usage
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18915 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:54 am to
quote:

it's become darker in the past few years


Can you expand on this? Mate?


If your significant other is looking for some BBC, that's the place.









Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22781 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:58 am to
Do they bring their spouses?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18915 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:01 am to
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22781 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:03 am to
Hmmm, I always thought swinging was a predominantly white people thing.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19253 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:09 am to
Whores with wide set vaginas and heavy flow hang out there, so the culture can’t resist itself. Moth to flame and what not.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13949 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:12 am to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18915 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:12 am to

In recent years, blacks and hispanics have joined the lifestyle.

Go to any sex store in Louisiana, and you'll mostly see overweight black lesbian women in scrubs shopping and buying.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35319 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:23 am to
35 years ago I was with Collette.

Does that count?
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