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Matt Kalil
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:30 am
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:30 am
Matt and Haley Kalil divorced 3 years ago, but currently making headlines now. Court documents cited “irreconcilable differences” as a reason. She was on a YouTuber's name Marlon live stream. She then shared the reason their marriage collapsed, not out loud but by typing something on her phone and showing it to Marlon, who was shocked. Kalil chuckled at Marlon’s surprise as he asked if she was being serious, to which the former replied, “Dead a**, for our whole marriage, dead a**!”
Marlon asked Kalil if the size of Matt’s manhood was the “biggest factor” in their divorce. “Yeah, the biggest factor. Yes,” she replied. Kalil described Matt’s manhood as “two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
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Marlon asked Kalil if the size of Matt’s manhood was the “biggest factor” in their divorce. “Yeah, the biggest factor. Yes,” she replied. Kalil described Matt’s manhood as “two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:32 am to dblwall
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described Matt’s manhood as “two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
me leaving the court room
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:33 am to dblwall
quote:OTers call him Tiny.
“two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:34 am to dblwall
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Matt and Haley Kalil divorced 3 years ago, but currently making headlines now. Court documents cited “irreconcilable differences” as a reason. She was on a YouTuber's name Marlon live stream. She then shared the reason their marriage collapsed, not out loud but by typing something on her phone and showing it to Marlon, who was shocked. Kalil chuckled at Marlon’s surprise as he asked if she was being serious, to which the former replied, “Dead a**, for our whole marriage, dead a**!”
Marlon asked Kalil if the size of Matt’s manhood was the “biggest factor” in their divorce. “Yeah, the biggest factor. Yes,” she replied. Kalil described Matt’s manhood as “two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:34 am to dblwall
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“two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
Me too:
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:35 am to Chad504boy
Matt gonna have no trouble finding the ladies now 
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:36 am to dblwall
Add more to your title
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:36 am to lsusteve1
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Matt gonna have no trouble finding the ladies now
Yeah, there is definitely a limit for women, they aren't fond of feeling like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Side note: thankful to be hung like a field mouse.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 10:37 am
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:36 am to lsusteve1
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Matt gonna have no trouble finding the ladies now
when a dude busts out 2.5 coke cans out of his pants ready to ravage you for the first time, there's only two options:
A) you take it and you beg for more every day
B) you grab your clothes and run the 40 out the door.
You don't decide several years later its a problem.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 10:37 am
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:39 am to Chad504boy
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when a dude busts out 2.5 coke cans out of his pants ready to ravage you for the first time, there's only two options:
A) you take it and you beg for more every day
B) you grab your clothes and run the 40 out the door.
You don't decide several years later its a problem.
words from experience?
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:42 am to dblwall
Is that even possible naturally?
I don’t think I’m small “down there” but in not even a single coke can let alone 2+!
I don’t think I’d want to be.
I don’t think I’m small “down there” but in not even a single coke can let alone 2+!
I don’t think I’d want to be.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:43 am to MorbidTheClown
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words from experience?
I am not going to be a resource to assist you with your suppressed homosexual desires and curiosities. move along.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:43 am to dblwall
Wow. Who would have ever guessed that having a penis too big was grounds for divorce?
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:43 am to dblwall
What the frick???
This is a thread about some dude’s schlong size?
This is a thread about some dude’s schlong size?
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:48 am to dblwall
It doesn't help that she's a petite gal next to him
3 soda cans would be 13.5 inches long
quote:
“two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
3 soda cans would be 13.5 inches long
quote:
Matt Barr holds the title for the world's largest penis with a medically verified length of 14.5 inches
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 10:57 am
Posted on 11/6/25 at 11:02 am to dblwall
So, that's why she left me. Makes perfect sense now.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 11:17 am to dblwall
Posted on 11/6/25 at 11:44 am to dblwall
Gonna be a lot of pressure on the dude following that. Because you know it’s gotta be stretched out from the attempts.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 12:14 pm to lsusteve1
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Matt gonna have no trouble finding the ladies now
Doubt it
She may just have a tiny pussy or just is boring in the sack
I don’t have a massive schlong and I once had sex with a girl who made me go slow because I was hurting her….some girls are just built like that.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 12:55 pm to dblwall
quote:
Kalil described Matt’s manhood as “two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third.”
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