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Golf cart trick or treaters

Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:23 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:23 pm
Hey…get your fat arse out of the golf cart and actually walk your own neighborhood with your kids. We had one group roll up (we have a long driveway so camp at the top) and the kids didn’t even get out of the cart.

If neither of you can make it more than 30 mins walking where you live get on a program.

Note: does not apply to toddlers or babies.
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2010 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:24 pm to
Yall biatch about anything

Who cares? Be nice
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:28 pm to
I was very nice. Just noting all the fatties that can’t even walk around their own neighborhood.
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
6673 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:34 pm to
I haven't seen a kid ride a bike in years. All electric scooters and shite

Blame the parents
Posted by TigersBy90
Member since Oct 2019
495 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:36 pm to
Or maybe they just like to ride around the neighborhood on their golf carts? My wife and I (no pics) could definitely walk our neighborhood and we do several times a week but tonight we decided to load my little boy on our kubota and ride around for fun. And he had a blast doing so
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17086 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

we have a long driveway so camp at the top) and the kids didn’t even get out of the cart.



Omg lol. That is next level white trash. Hahahaha
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:38 pm to
You’re the minority.

Next year I’m handing out Ozempic and statins.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29382 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:38 pm to
We trick or treated over 14 miles or so. Excuse me if I wanted my 3 year old warm for his first real trick or treat.

#OPIsPoor
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 8:40 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:39 pm to
Me at the end of the driveway or the kids not getting out of the cart ?

I’m cool with either.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

14 miles


Jesus dude. Did you have to take the ATV through the woods to the trailer park by meemaws land?
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2861 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:43 pm to
We had one of those. They came early and my wife told me the kid can’t do candy so the dad had mapped it out for her. Maybe don’t be so quick to judge.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17086 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:44 pm to
The kids not getting out to go get the candy from you.

That’s just shitty.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:45 pm to
I’m just fricking around man…lighten up.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56144 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:53 pm to
We pull a trailer behind the side by side in a large neighborhood.

It has children from 1-12 (most 1-4)

Their little legs can't make the entire trek.

I didn't see the issue.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18838 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:00 pm to
Those would be toddlers in my opinion. 3rd grade on time to walk.

Plus that helps limit candy acquisition and intake. Fewer houses less candy, less candy fewer fat kids. Not to mention the steps.

And let’s be honest - mom riding shotgun with the Stanley full of Tito’s could use it too.
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
973 posts
Posted on 11/1/25 at 3:21 am to
I'm with you. This guy describes how it used to be and should be.

Posted by wrongRob
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2017
1236 posts
Posted on 11/1/25 at 6:07 am to
LOL I drove my lifted Ranger on 40's with 5 of my grandkids, wife & their parents. We had a blast. The kids love it, it's a memory maker. Grandkids asked to come to or neighborhood a couple weeks ago to take it out for Halloween.

They ran, walked & they rode. I took pics with multiple women that loved it. People asking me to hit the light bars & pump up the music. We were a rolling car show.

Your .02 < my experience with my family and a host of people we encountered last night.

Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
5081 posts
Posted on 11/1/25 at 6:22 am to
I don’t even remember parents being around when we were trick or treating in the 70s and 80s
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38167 posts
Posted on 11/1/25 at 6:24 am to
I was playing yacht rock on my golf cart.

It drowned out that LSU DJ type sound at football games you often hear.

I wouldn’t let my kids get in it though. They had to run.


There were four Karen’s that asked why I had the cart.

I showed them my foot surgery.


They were just like you though.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19368 posts
Posted on 11/1/25 at 6:42 am to
One of the pretty moms in the neighborhood that has a kid my kids are friends with got up in my gold cart to ride while the kids did their things.

We had drinks and some conversation. I was perfectly fine with looking at those big arse titties in her workout attire as she rocked the passenger princess seat.

So hate all you want but i was just out there L I V I N
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