If College Football was a classroom..

Oklahoma - The dude that tries to score with every chick in school, but in the end is turned down and told they're "just a friend" time after time.

Vandy- the nerd

Southern - hangs out in the quad

Notre Dame- the Fat Kid

Alabama - The guy that constantly brags about pussy he got as a freshman, but never mentions the lack of action he currently gets.

Georgia-kid sitting next to the window daydreaming. All of the potential but no execution.

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South Fla - The kid that runs up to th front all the time, trips trips again and ends up in the middle

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Cal & Stanford- the two guys that say they hate each other, but are really hooking up in the men's room

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I was going to say UCLA- the gay kid

Colorado - That guy with spiked hair and a puka-bead necklace that gets expelled halfway through the semester because he rapes a chick. The community perceives it as a result of excessive marijuana use and several motivational speakers are invited to strengthen and renew school-wide ethics. Parents of the Accused say in a presser,"THIS IS CLASS 6A PUBLIC SCHOOL," as a defense of his action.