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There is something about the Offense.

Posted on 9/28/25 at 10:56 am
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 10:56 am


We don’t have the luxury of tucking our offensive woes under our Tux anymore. Brian Kelly got the beans above the frank and nobody seems to have any idea how he has managed to screw up our chances this badly.

The LSU/Ole Miss offensive game film is some of the poorest game film that I have seen. We need to bench Nuss & let Van Shredding have a shot. He is mobile and can check out of Sloan’s shitty play calls.

What happened yesterday has been going on for an entire month. It’s October. It is time that we as fans be honest and admit that Nussmeier ain’t it. He hasn’t had that same dog in him since he got engaged.

Let’s not pretend that the torso is the primary reason for his poor play. He is making poor reads/late reads. His deep balls have been so severely under thrown that it has prevented us from getting pass interference calls.

LSU is in the bottom 4 in QB play, OC playcalling, and Offensive Line play. Period. Texas, Kentucky, Florida, and LSU. That’s the bottom of the league to date.

Let’s play a game of who has a better QB than LSU on what remains of our conference schedule. We have Lanoris Sellers, Diego Pavia, Taylen Green, Ty Simpson, and John Mateer still left to play.

LSU is so bad that we will need to give someone on the independence bowl committee a dry hand job just to get an invite to the Independence Bowl. We are 4/5 loss football team that is pretending to be a top 15 team with only one loss.

Posted by how333
Member since Dec 2020
3959 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 10:59 am to
Nine SEC teams currently ranked ahead of us.
Posted by entmd2002
Lufkin, TX
Member since Dec 2010
386 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:04 am to
We have a completely non-athletic quarterback that does not have the best pocket presents, put no pressure on the defense in the run game, doesn't scramble well if any. Makes poor decisions often times throwing into double and triple coverage. And now to make matters worse Due to lack of arm strength, cannot stretch the field vertically like he used to taking advantage of our outside wide receiver speed. Got to feel a little sorry for Caden Durham as the defense only needs to think about him in run defense. Our quarterback athleticism dramatically limits the offense versatility. The only way we will be able to control a game with our offense is through the short passing game. Otherwise the offense will lean on the defense and ask the defense for more stops than should be necessary for an anemic offense
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22979 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:05 am to

Based on history with House, he won’t change anything during the season.

They are what they are.
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:12 am to
Everyone we play will have luxury of a having a mobile QB.
Posted by Chinese Bandit Boy
Member since Jun 2021
899 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:20 am to
quote:

We don’t have the luxury of tucking our offensive woes under our Tux anymore. Brian Kelly got the beans above the frank and nobody seems to have any idea how he has managed to screw up our chances this badly.


This is one of the best photo's ever. It says it all (plus the quality is great. It should be plastered everywhere and sent to the LSU and TAF Boards of Directors!
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:21 am to
Nussmeier was better when he wasn't weighted down with the engagement.

My nephew said that he was the toast of the town at Bogies. It’s obvious the engagement is having a negative effect on the field.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6707 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:22 am to
What is the fricking context of this photo
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:27 am to
We ain’t going to the dance. We can’t tuck the offense out of sight. I don’t know a conference game where we will be able to pull away with the way our offense is playing.
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Chinese Bandit Boy
Member since Jun 2021
899 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:31 am to
quote:

What is the fricking context of this photo


In the ND leprechaun mascot outfit yelling like he is some tough guy.

The "context" means considering something within the relevant surroundings, circumstances, or background information to fully understand its meaning and significance. It refers to the broader picture rather than viewing a word, event, or idea in isolation, providing a complete understanding by looking at the conditions or factors that influence it. Got it dimwit? FYI - A "dimwit" is an informal and derogatory term for a stupid, foolish, or mentally slow person. The word combines "dim," meaning not bright or dull, and "wit," referring to intelligence, to suggest someone who lacks mental acuity or common sense.

Posted by Jest a game
Member since Aug 2024
1735 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:33 am to
Needs to change offense pkg scheme. Nuss can't run go to under center
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6707 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:33 am to
I just meant like what game / moment is this from lol
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7012 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:47 am to
Unfortunately you are absolutely correct
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:51 am to
I hate to say it but we would be better off letting Van Shreddin get a chance. That is the worse game film I have seen. The only reason he has not been pulled is because we gave him No.18.
Posted by GirthBrooks62
The Booty House
Member since Oct 2017
1257 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 11:55 am to
All you can do is laugh to keep from crying at this point. He was way better when he was single & living at Bogies. He had that killer instinct. Sydney Swiney was in his DMs. RIP.
Posted by White Tiger
Dallas
Member since Jul 2007
15221 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 6:38 pm to
All true.



Posted by Yesca11
Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
2055 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:01 pm to
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pocket presents


You must have a California public school education
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
12608 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:43 pm to
LSU has a type of QB that Iowa trots out there every year. A big, slow, white corn fed looking QB. And that’s why Iowa has to run it 55 times a game.
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