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Posted on 8/15/25 at 7:35 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 7:35 pm
THE JUDGE 1 RBI
Jazz smooooothly cranks a HUGE two run dong 363 feet, 3-0 Yankees!
This post was edited on 8/16/25 at 1:06 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 7:51 pm to
You love huge DONGS, don't you?
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 7:53 pm to
Judge with an RBI, and the Yankee offense is humming. The Cardinals could lose 100-0 and it still would not be enough. Good start for the Yanks, but you know that Boone will do something stupid.......
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:30 pm to
I have a feeling THE JUDGE will crank multiple dongs this weekend. The Lou is not ready!
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88107 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:40 pm to
ROMAN EMPIRE walks it’s off for Boston

Tessie, Nuf Ced McGreevey shouted
We're not here to mess around
Boston, you know we love you madly
Hear the crowd roar to your sound
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:27 pm to
We could see one in the 9th
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:39 pm to
Doval is ahh
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:00 pm to
You'll have multiple DONGS this weekend.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:07 pm to
A DONG a day keeps the haters away!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:08 pm to
I hope we see plenty from the conductor of the Dong Parade THE JUDGE
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
4374 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:10 pm to
Will the Yankees make the postseason?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:19 pm to
Ballgame over! Yankees win! THHHHEEEE Yankees win!

Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5107 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:25 pm to
Judge is so bad now. There’s something just wrong with him upstairs.

I’m sure he’s a nice person, but doesn’t have IT.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 10:30 pm to
He’s coming off an injury that would require a years recovery for any mere mortal.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 11:02 pm to
The jokes write themselves with you two.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 7:32 am to
I don't get why the Yankees don't just stack their lineup with biggest power lefties. Jazz will likely set his career season record in HR this year. Soto also set his career season record at Yankee stadium last year.

Doesn't surprise me at all that Soto is batting .252 this year. He's 110% the type to get a big contract, and then not give a single frick. That's very 3rd world of him, and that kind of mentality/culture is the reason why those countries are 3rd world to begin with.. It's only about the money to him. Meanwhile an Aaron Judge type gets a huge contract and continues to give it all he has. There are people who pay to be in co-ed rec softball leagues and give it all the effort they possibly have in the US, much less get paid $40,000,000 a year.
This post was edited on 8/16/25 at 7:35 am
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 1:05 pm to
That’s the difference between a GOAT and a groupie. Fatass Soto took the bag and cholesterol. THE JUDGE earned the bag and made it worth it for the people paying him. It’s really just about having integrity, something that Fatass Soto doesn’t know about. He, like the honorable Shohei Ohtani, will NEVER be named Captain of Team USA.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12307 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

THE JUDGE earned the bag and made it worth it for the people paying him.


He may have earned it in the regular season but he hasn’t earned it in the playoffs.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 1:28 pm to
Neither did A-Rod until he did. THE JUDGE is inevitable.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 3:03 pm to
Game 2 of the Classiest Franchises in Baseball is at 6:05 on Fox. Max Fried vs. Sonny Gray. Captain America looks to jack more star spangled DONGS over the Gateway Arch. THE JUDGE could single-handedly stop St. Louis gang violence with the swing of a bat!

EDIT: please unanchor, this is now a Series Thread.
This post was edited on 8/16/25 at 3:04 pm
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