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Fart on the elevator this morning.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:21 am
It was BAD. Like possibly medical emergency bad. Three women and me, and of course they all probably thought I did it. I didn't. Women always get a pass on passing gas. Total bullshite. I know exactly which one of them did it. It was the fat white lady with severe hair loss.
I'll never forget when my son was 8. He farted on a packed elevator going up to the top of the Empire State Building. Good times.
I'll never forget when my son was 8. He farted on a packed elevator going up to the top of the Empire State Building. Good times.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:23 am to Slippy
Strange post.
Pretty entertaining though, I like it!
Pretty entertaining though, I like it!
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:24 am to Slippy
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Fart on the elevator this morning.
a new song by Weird AL ?
in response to
Love in an Elevator?
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 9:27 am
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:24 am to Slippy
Women don't fart. They poot.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:26 am to SallysHuman
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Strange post.
Pretty entertaining though, I like it!
you know there are products available now to help with that severe hair loss?
and gas too
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:27 am to 777Tiger
I would hate to deal with hairloss... but gas in an elevator is hilarious. 
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:29 am to Slippy
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. I didn't
Of course not.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:29 am to SallysHuman
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I would hate to deal with hairloss... but gas in an elevator is hilarious.

Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:31 am to 777Tiger
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777Tiger
Yeah, whatever the joke was- I didn't get it... they ain't pokemon, can't catch 'em all.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:31 am to TDsngumbo
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Women don't fart. They poot.
Reminds me of a funny story. My wife (no pics) had this friend (you dont want pics) from the tri-parish area (Gramercy-Lutcher to be specific). Her mom wouldn't let her say fart because it was unladylike but she could say faat or fot. If any of you have been to that area you know the pronunciation because I'm not even sure there is a proper spelling. As you could guess, pretty much a running joke in our house especially with all boys.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 9:39 am
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:33 am to MorbidTheClown
Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up while you're going down
Stinkin' it up while you're going down
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:36 am to Slippy
A few years ago I dropped my son off to school where the teachers open the door for kids to get out. As we pulled up, my son lets out a bad horrible fart before the teacher opens the door. He laughed as he got out and the teacher gave me a bad look as I drove off.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:55 am to msap9020
I'm from that region, we never said farted it was always fotted or fot.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:57 am to Slippy
I like to play fart roulette. That's where I get on alone at 1, rip it, then see if I can make it up to 11 without stopping for someone.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:57 am to Slippy
This is why I peruse the Rant in the morning.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:59 am to TDsngumbo
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Women don't fart. They poot.
They don't poot. They toot.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:00 am to Slippy
My son thinks farts are the funniest things known to man. The more inappropriate the better.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:01 am to Slippy
Nothing worse. Whether in my condo midrise or at work if I smell it as I enter the elevator I immediately jump back off.
I don't want to arrive on another floor as someone enters.
You are dead to rights then even though it wasn't you.
I never understood why people think it is okay to fot in an elevator. Can you not wait a few seconds. Fricking gross.
I don't want to arrive on another floor as someone enters.
You are dead to rights then even though it wasn't you.
I never understood why people think it is okay to fot in an elevator. Can you not wait a few seconds. Fricking gross.
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