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Coldplay Canoodlers Put on Leave

Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:27 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
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Member since Jan 2025
13604 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:27 pm


Statement from Astronomer
quote:

Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding.

Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability.

The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly.

Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video.

Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect.

Astronomer X Post here

Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3548 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:30 pm to
Canoodling is costly. FA FO.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25984 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:33 pm to
The board is gonna look out for its money, those two idiots are screwed, regardless of him being the founder.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70518 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:33 pm to
Welp, guess that's the whole kit and canoodle.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1470 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:34 pm to
Cold play by the board.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153936 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

chief people officer
what dat is
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13604 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

The board is gonna look out for its money, those two idiots are screwed, regardless of him being the founder.


The fun-for-the-rest-of-us part is it seems whatever the outcome of the matter, the company seems to be saying its decision will be public.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13604 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

what dat is


Girlfriend position.
Posted by Swamp Frog x
Member since Nov 2024
805 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:36 pm to
Head of HR maybe?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155389 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly.

Yeah I’d imagine very shortly indeed, seeing as how all the evidence you need has been shared on the internet about a billion times in the last 30 or so hours.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:42 pm to
The fact that this story is so huge is really odd to me
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2031 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:42 pm to
Don’t put your dick where you eat … or something like that.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25984 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Yeah I’d imagine very shortly indeed, seeing as how all the evidence you need has been shared on the internet about a billion times in the last 30 or so hours.


Cheaters gonna see why this kind of dishonesty could have been managed a much different way.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13604 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

LazloHollyfeld


This post was edited on 7/18/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

chief people officer Kristin Cabot


I wonder how many people she wrote up for staring at the receptionist's arse while she thought it was cool to get fondled at a Coldplay concert.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153936 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:45 pm to
No one is asking the most important question


































Was Coldplay worth it?
Posted by El Es Shu
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
635 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Astronomer
He was in another woman's galaxy.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16026 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:48 pm to
Their lives changed at the speed of sound.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Was Coldplay worth it?


Their concerts supposedly are quite good but, if you are planning to bring your side piece, please note their use of the Jumbotron so buy a third ticket for the cousin you trust most and put him between y'all.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18748 posts
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:51 pm to
Ok so the smiling girl had no connection after all.
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