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Coldplay Canoodlers Put on Leave
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:27 pm
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Statement from Astronomer
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Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding.
Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability.
The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly.
Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video.
Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect.
Astronomer X Post here
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:30 pm to SallysHuman
Canoodling is costly. FA FO.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:33 pm to SallysHuman
The board is gonna look out for its money, those two idiots are screwed, regardless of him being the founder. 
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:33 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
Welp, guess that's the whole kit and canoodle.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:34 pm to SallysHuman
Cold play by the board.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:34 pm to SallysHuman
quote:what dat is
chief people officer
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:36 pm to Oates Mustache
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The board is gonna look out for its money, those two idiots are screwed, regardless of him being the founder.
The fun-for-the-rest-of-us part is it seems whatever the outcome of the matter, the company seems to be saying its decision will be public.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:36 pm to Kafka
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what dat is
Girlfriend position.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:38 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly.
Yeah I’d imagine very shortly indeed, seeing as how all the evidence you need has been shared on the internet about a billion times in the last 30 or so hours.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:42 pm to SallysHuman
The fact that this story is so huge is really odd to me
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:42 pm to SallysHuman
Don’t put your dick where you eat … or something like that.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:43 pm to CocomoLSU
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Yeah I’d imagine very shortly indeed, seeing as how all the evidence you need has been shared on the internet about a billion times in the last 30 or so hours.
Cheaters gonna see why this kind of dishonesty could have been managed a much different way.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:44 pm to LazloHollyfeld
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LazloHollyfeld

This post was edited on 7/18/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:44 pm to SallysHuman
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chief people officer Kristin Cabot
I wonder how many people she wrote up for staring at the receptionist's arse while she thought it was cool to get fondled at a Coldplay concert.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:45 pm to SallysHuman
No one is asking the most important question
Was Coldplay worth it?
Was Coldplay worth it?
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:46 pm to SallysHuman
quote:He was in another woman's galaxy.
Astronomer
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:48 pm to SallysHuman
Their lives changed at the speed of sound.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:49 pm to Kafka
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Was Coldplay worth it?
Their concerts supposedly are quite good but, if you are planning to bring your side piece, please note their use of the Jumbotron so buy a third ticket for the cousin you trust most and put him between y'all.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 7:51 pm to SallysHuman
Ok so the smiling girl had no connection after all.
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