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Has anyone ever opened a bag of Goldfish without tearing it up?

Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72666 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm
If so, please post a video of this so I can learn.

Thanks in advance.

ETA- I mean tearing up the bag trying to open it. Not binge eating the crackers.
This post was edited on 7/11/25 at 5:26 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28010 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:46 pm to
It’s not possible. Just accept it
Posted by offshoreangler
713, Texas
Member since Jun 2008
22525 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:38 pm to
Those Old Bay Goldfish got what was coming to them.
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
10071 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 10:56 pm to
Of course. Who even likes those? I don't get the urge to binge on that.

It's not like it's grapes or cherry tomatoes - those are irresistible.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19225 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:08 am to
They are called "scissors". Cut the top of the bag, pour out what is needed, fold the top of the bag over and use a clip to hold it closed.

If you find that too hard to accomplish, simply pour the rest of the bags contents into a Zip-Lock bag.
Posted by BamaFanInTigerland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2009
779 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 2:00 pm to
Hot take: I don't like Goldfish or Cheez-Its.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24612 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 2:01 pm to
I've never had a problem.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82640 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

They are called "scissors". Cut the top of the bag, pour out what is needed, fold the top of the bag over and use a clip to hold it closed.

If you find that too hard to accomplish, simply pour the rest of the bags contents into a Zip-Lock bag.


Can't tell if kidding or not.

Wait. Now I'm second guessing whether I interpreted it correctly. I thought OP meant tearing it up like.. eating the entire thing. Now I'm wondering if he literally meant tearing the bag.
This post was edited on 7/11/25 at 2:49 pm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19225 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Can't tell if kidding or not.

Wait. Now I'm second guessing whether I interpreted it correctly. I thought OP meant tearing it up like.. eating the entire thing. Now I'm wondering if he literally meant tearing the bag.



My job here is done......................Got em second guessing......
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72666 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 5:24 pm to
I meant literally opening the bag.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
536 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 9:02 am to
All the time. Just unfold, popping the adhesive spots as you go. Refolds fine. A little patience is required, admittedly.

My kids have probably opened hundreds of bags in their lifetime and rarely tear them up.

Just bought our first Old Bay flavored. Excellent.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35492 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 3:53 pm to
I saw a bag of spicy dill pickle goldfish at the store yesterday. That seems like it would either be really good or horrendously vile.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37249 posts
Posted on 7/13/25 at 6:53 pm to
New limited edition “Awesome Sauce” flavor is legit. Tastes like Chik fila sauce.
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
10071 posts
Posted on 7/13/25 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Has anyone ever opened a bag of Goldfish without tearing it up?
Of course. What's so attractive about them? Just taste like salt.
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