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Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone

Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:30 pm
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5380 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:30 pm
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Which OT baw was this?
This post was edited on 5/13/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
275 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:33 pm to
“Lowe’s, home to any possibility”
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5834 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:35 pm to
I thought this was America
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:36 pm to
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The man is not from Slidell

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5380 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:37 pm to
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The man is not from Slidell

I'm not from Slidell, coulda been me
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
3159 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:38 pm to
When in the dirty dell...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69290 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29807 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:40 pm to
He was the tool display.
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8696 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:42 pm to
My bad, can't take a lunch break anywhere now!
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21270 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:43 pm to
Diddy?
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17529 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:43 pm to
I thought that’s what those sheds were there for
Posted by lsutiger251
BR
Member since Oct 2022
191 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:45 pm to
Engaged in lewd behavior and watching YouTube... he must have a different algorithm on YouTube.
Posted by lsutiger251
BR
Member since Oct 2022
191 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:46 pm to
Thanks for the F shack - dirty mike and the boys
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5380 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:47 pm to
I wonder how much of a discount I can get for a "used" shed
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
11483 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:47 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
11483 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:49 pm to
Some great responses in this thread. Also:

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Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that he located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11102 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:01 pm to
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Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone


So a HE shed.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
16622 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:12 pm to
Electronic device?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11102 posts
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:13 pm to
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Electronic device?


Cell phone?
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