Yankees @ A’s: Three Dong Night for The Martian, one Grand Dong

Yes, he can pitch!!! As the Yankees travel to Sac Town for a three game set vs. A Team With No Home, let’s look back at what could’ve been a SEISMIC shift not only in baseball, but American sports as a whole.

In 2010, the Oakland A’s used the 31st overall pick on a young man by the name of Aaron James Judge. A player that did it all in high school. Not only was he one of the best hitters to ever play high school baseball, but he was a legitimate ace, posting a SPECTACULAR 9-2 record along with DAZZLING 0.65 ERA. The future Captain America was already MLB ready, but he opted to continue honing his craft at Fresno State. Three years later, he was taken with the 32nd pick by the New York Yankees and the rest was history.

Can you imagine if THE JUDGE had signed with Oakland? He could’ve single handedly saved sports in that city. A new stadium would’ve been secured as soon as he cranked his first dong out the Coliseum. But Oakland’s loss was a MASSIVE gain for the Most Successful Franchise in the History of Organized Sports. Since then, Oakland has lost the Raiders, the Warriors, and now the A’s. Meanwhile, our Commander in Chief stands steadfast in the Bronx.

ALL RISE for the best player in baseball, who can hit unlike any other AND could also be a perennial Cy Young candidate. Captain America, our Commander in Chief, The Punisher, the Face of Baseball, THE JUDGE!!!