Older baws in flashy cars

Posted by 214

Geaux Tigers

Member since Mar 2025

2222 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:26 pm to FAT SEXY

Remove the Rice logo from your username in the name of my dawg Mr. Hooter Man

Posted by sqerty

Member since May 2022

7242 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:27 pm to FAT SEXY

How else am I gonna attract new poon after the divorce?

Posted by HempHead

Big Sky Country

Member since Mar 2011

56262 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:31 pm to FAT SEXY

If it was a young baw in a flashy car, you’d probably call him a spendthrift and idiot.

Posted by tigerskin

Member since Nov 2004

43079 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:32 pm to FAT SEXY

Young baws can't afford the flashy cars

This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 10:33 pm

Posted by Jim Rockford

Member since May 2011

102240 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:32 pm to HempHead

tOT is no respecter of persons. It's equally judgmental of everyone.

Posted by FAT SEXY

Member since Jun 2020

662 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:35 pm to FAT SEXY

Pulling up to that light blue decked out C8 and seeing that wispy Norwood VII flapping in the wind makes me grin every time.

Posted by Auburn1968

NYC

Member since Mar 2019

23030 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:41 pm to FAT SEXY

Midlife crisis or something of the sort.

Posted by Traveler

I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow

Member since Sep 2003

25590 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:41 pm to FAT SEXY

My flashy car wasn’t bought for your approval.
Enjoy your minivan.

Posted by liz18lsu

Naples, FL

Member since Feb 2009

17684 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:42 pm to FAT SEXY

We have enough Rolls-Royces, McLarens, Bugattis & Bentleys down here that cars aren't a status symbol. Miami and the East coast is probably different, with sportier cars, like Lambos and Ferraris.

And these baws down here have more money than you could ever dream of. And they aren't the ones driving.

Posted by TigerFred

Feeding hamsters

Member since Aug 2003

27659 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:43 pm to FAT SEXY

Is my flashy F250 ok though?

Posted by Obtuse1

Westside Bodymore Yo

Member since Sep 2016

28365 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:46 pm to FAT SEXY

quote:
That said, sportiness and flashiness looks tacky on you bro. It doesn't mesh.

The first thing I thought of was Sir Jackie Stewart sliding out of something like a McLaren P1 LM. That would mesh like two Swiss watch gears.

Fat Sloppy just butthurt he can't fit into anything sporty without getting lubed up with Crisco and press fit in.

Posted by Yewkindewit

Near Birmingham, Alabama

Member since Apr 2012

21056 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:47 pm to FAT SEXY

Trips to Lowe’s or H9me Depot - Tacoma
Getting groceries and running errands - Altima
Cruising - Vette
C’est la vie

Posted by LSUGrrrl

Frisco, TX

Member since Jul 2007

41069 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:49 pm to FAT SEXY

quote:
An older gentleman needs to daily something more elegant. Something that says class.

Most older people with flashy cars own those cars, too.

Posted by johnnydrama

Possibly Trashy

Member since Feb 2010

8966 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:51 pm to FAT SEXY

Dude might have wanted a Corvette since he was ten years old and now can finally afford one. I guarantee you he gives zero fricks what you think.

Posted by windmill

Prairieville, La

Member since Dec 2005

7391 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:58 pm to FAT SEXY

An older gentleman needs to daily something more elegant."

Jealousy looks good on no one.

Posted by FAT SEXY

Member since Jun 2020

662 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:08 pm to FAT SEXY

I hit some nerves on this one.

Posted by AUbagman

Member since Jun 2014

11034 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:08 pm to FAT SEXY

I think flashy is dumb regardless of age, but I am one that hates any sort of attention, so I don't understand the psyche behind it regardless.

Posted by RohanGonzales

Member since Apr 2024

4724 posts

Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:09 pm to FAT SEXY

never cared about cars one way or the other but I don't get the need to be LOUD