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The Bronx Bombers are at it again, THE JUDGE leading the charge

Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:50 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4768 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:50 pm
ALL RISE!!! The Punisher left no doubt with his astounding NINTH DONG of the year!!! His average is now up to an UNBELIEVABLE .411!!! Prior to that, “The Centerpiece” Trent Grisham led off with his 7th of the year, and THE JUDGE was immediately followed by a RICE COOKER CRANK from Rice Rice Baby Ben Rice! Cody Bellinger even contributed a Belli Bomb to the cause, and Smooooth Jazz smacks a threebagger before exiting the game!!! A Volpe Italian Double plates the Big OP and the Yankees are batting around!

Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7488 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:54 pm to
You caught the gay for him, didn't you?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4768 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:56 pm to
I respect greatness. In a world where “generational talent” is a buzzword for slightly above mediocrity, THE JUDGE is the Gold Standard of Greatness.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125410 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:56 pm to
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THE JUDGE is the Gold Standard of Greatness.


Dont you need to win one before being “great?”
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21115 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:59 pm to
How many goldilocks balls did it take?
Posted by JamalMurry27
Tennessee Titans
Member since May 2023
5260 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 5:59 pm to
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at it again
already lost another WS?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4768 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:03 pm to
Carrying a bum like Aaron Boone to the World Series is more impressive than a threepeat.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
44316 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4768 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:14 pm to
That was literally last year jabroni. How about one from tonight?

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THE DEFENSE RESTS!!!
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79114 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:52 pm to
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Dont you need to win one before being “great?”


Was Dan Marino great?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11204 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 6:58 pm to
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astounding NINTH DONG


Not even remotely.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
588 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:02 pm to
All rise to notice that the Yankees record against +.500 teams is a less than mediocre 7-9.

They boast the 17th worst record against winning teams in MLB.

The Bombers as usual have terrible team chemistry, the lineup is badly imbalanced, is cursed with washed-up vets, underachievers, a kerosene-lit bullpen, and starting pitching staff that reminds me of Colorado Rockies, circa 1997.

I think they should bring the fences in by another 20' in right field at Yankee Stadium to help Judge break Barry Bonds' record.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50335 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:08 pm to
It was fun while it lasted
Orioles suck again
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25848 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:09 pm to
Labia ball.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4768 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:31 pm to
I’m not sure if you’re a stat nerd, a dumbass or both. Regardless, you don’t know ball.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4224 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:38 pm to
They just hate hate hate. The Punisher has had to drag these bums to the WS last year. Dong #10 incoming…..
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4224 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:41 pm to
No Dong but *another* hit for the Punisher, now up to .412. Ted Williams with Barry Bonds power, without the cheating, of course. Plays OF like Babe. Best Yankee since the Babe?

His night is over, though. 4-5 OB, not bad
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7505 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:47 pm to
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Punisher


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WS


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bum
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
588 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:49 pm to
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you don’t know ball.


Played it at a high level. Watched it since I was a young kid. Know it inside and out.

(Just sayin')
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
588 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:55 pm to
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How many goldilocks balls did it take?


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