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Amy Coney Barrett Adopts MS-13 Gang Member
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:41 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett adopted an MS-13 gang member as a show of support for the much maligned community of violent illegal aliens in threat of swift deportation under President Trump.
Justice Barrett is now welcoming convicted rapist and murderer Jose Ricardo Dominguez into her home. Adoption of the notorious MS-13 member was finalized this week at a private court proceeding attended by her husband and seven other children.
"Sometimes I feel spread a little thin," Barrett admitted, acknowledging the difficulties of adding a new member to an already large family. "But Jose is a free spirit and I couldn't bear to see him sent to an El Salvador prison just because he was caught dismembering the corpse of a drug mule who threatened to talk."
"We all make mistakes," she added.
The 28-year-old Honduras native said he is grateful for the trust and compassion the Barrett family has placed in him. "The only reason I turned to violence — allegedly — was because of a lack of strong authoritative figures in my life," the newly re-named Jose Barrett said. "I have finally found where I belong — in the home of an upper class white family."
At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.
Babylon Bee
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Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:42 pm to L.A.
quote:
At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:45 pm to L.A.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:57 pm to Seldom Seen
From a woman no less. 
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:50 pm to LSUbest
quote:fricking women , no need to look beyond those bitches for the root cause of evil. started with eve and continues . time to put that shite back to their designed purpose of providing comfort to their man and cooking and cleaning.
From a woman no less.
This post was edited on 4/9/25 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:15 pm to L.A.
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”But Jose is a free spirit and I couldn't bear to see him sent to an El Salvador prison just because he was caught dismembering the corpse of a drug mule who threatened to talk."
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:16 pm to L.A.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:20 pm to Bunk Moreland
Great find gooby!
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:32 pm to L.A.
I knew a gal once who said she would never vote for a woman as president. She said "They're too emotional".
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:37 pm to L.A.
Stupid arse hoe
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:40 pm to L.A.
F her. Wouldn’t be sad if something happened to her. She’s chosen her own fake safety over that of Americans.
Once again, f her.
Once again, f her.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:42 pm to L.A.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:45 pm to L.A.
Yeah that's like a family of rabbits adopting a snake.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:01 pm to bndtiger
She is probably banging a gang member.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:03 pm to Seldom Seen
She’s gained a good amount of weight since the confirmation.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:12 pm to L.A.
fricking catholics
Posted on 4/9/25 at 7:15 pm to L.A.
She was a terrible choice.
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