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Millionaire Fitness Coach Charged For Keying Tesla In Washington
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:05 pm
We have another form of TDS "Tesla Derangement Syndrome"
"Tesla derangement syndrome appears to know no boundaries.
The latest evidence of that is a 55-year-old Issaquah woman who was caught on video keying a Tesla and has been identified as fitness coach Kamelia Enzler, reportedly worth millions, according to MyNorthwest.com.
The March 20 incident, which took place at the Issaquah Commons in Washington, was captured on video and shared by journalist Jonathan Choe, quickly going viral.
Police say the vandalism stemmed from a road rage dispute, not a politically motivated attack on Tesla owners. Enzler is facing potential third-degree malicious mischief charges, though they have not yet been officially filed. The Issaquah City Prosecutor expects charges to be brought by Friday."
"Tesla derangement syndrome appears to know no boundaries.
The latest evidence of that is a 55-year-old Issaquah woman who was caught on video keying a Tesla and has been identified as fitness coach Kamelia Enzler, reportedly worth millions, according to MyNorthwest.com.
The March 20 incident, which took place at the Issaquah Commons in Washington, was captured on video and shared by journalist Jonathan Choe, quickly going viral.
Police say the vandalism stemmed from a road rage dispute, not a politically motivated attack on Tesla owners. Enzler is facing potential third-degree malicious mischief charges, though they have not yet been officially filed. The Issaquah City Prosecutor expects charges to be brought by Friday."
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Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:23 pm to John Barron
Pettiness knows no tax bracket.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:25 pm to John Barron
If that's a fitness model then I'm a petite ballerina.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:26 pm to John Barron
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Fitness Coach
Fittin ness psycho for a new jump suit hopefully.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:43 pm to John Barron
Wait, how do you make millions as a fitness coach?
Posted on 3/29/25 at 10:44 pm to LSUSkip
That's what I'm saying... millionaire and fitness coach don't go together
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:00 pm to John Barron
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Millionaire Fitness Coach
She needs to cut loose and hire her a fitness coach.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:02 pm to LSUSkip
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Wait, how do you make millions as a fitness coach?
Fitness dick in her mouth. That’s how
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:35 pm to Champagne
She needs salads and ozempic.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:42 pm to Beessnax
She’s probably married to a dude with money and she does the fitness coach thing like a lot of women in her position do real estate. It’s just something they can say they are or do so they don’t look like they’re just a layabout .
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:45 pm to wallowinit
Twenty years in prison for everyone of them.
Posted on 3/30/25 at 1:18 am to John Barron
I like how they make sure to say that it wasn't political and just road rage....
Posted on 3/30/25 at 3:04 am to John Barron
Looks to me like she needs some fitness coaching
Posted on 3/30/25 at 3:17 am to John Barron
Truly mind-blowing some people are unaware Telsas have cameras. If you don’t care then go to the dealership - leave the actual car owners alone. Jesus Christ.
Posted on 3/30/25 at 6:05 am to John Barron
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TDS "Tesla Derangement Syndrome"
It is amazing how many of these people are over fifty.
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