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Neuroscientist turned OnlyFans girl suffers memory loss when pigeon causes motorbike crash

Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7305 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:46 pm
https://nypost.com/2025/03/11/lifestyle/onlyfans-model-mercedes-valentine-suffers-memory-loss-after-crash/
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A neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model suffered a near-fatal motorcycle crash caused by a bird — leaving her to confront life with memory loss.

Mercedes Valentine’s obsession with biking began with fond memories of riding around with her dad as a little girl before buying on one her own — but her dream quickly turned into a nightmare.

While out for a ride, the 25-year-old stunner hit a pigeon head on, suffering a near-fatal crash. Valentine broke her nose, skull, shoulder and four ribs. She also suffered a smashed eye socket and shattered pelvis.







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“When I open my eyes, I sometimes don’t even recognize myself,” she told NeedToKnow. “Because I function differently and can’t remember most things, it’s like my brain is someone else’s.”

She continued, “It’s been really confusing and emotionally challenging to come to terms with. I’ve had to start living, and adapting to doing so, as a different person.”

Before the incident occurred in the summer of 2024, Valentine was at the top of her career, having just bought a house for over $900,000 and a blue Porsche Taycan Turbo for over $100,000.
Assume that's OnlyFans money.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83861 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:46 pm to
nein!!!!
Posted by Keith13
Member since Apr 2024
284 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:47 pm to
Jesus how fast was that pigeon
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7739 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:48 pm to
Women fought to be Neuroscientists only to get there and be like...nah, I wanna be a e-thot.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3697 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:50 pm to
It's cause of the gender pay gap, duh
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14342 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:51 pm to
That must have been one massive pigeon, by the appearance of that motorcycle!

Truth is, about 99% of women have no business on any motorcycle, and 99% of that 1% don't have any business on a crotch rocket like that.

Hope she recovers, stops being a whore, and gives her life to God.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1755 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:59 pm to
Would smash

Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
51054 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:01 pm to
need to see pictures of the pigeon before determining guilt
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39840 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:01 pm to
Dat booty!

Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5666 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:04 pm to
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A neuroscientist


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83861 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:08 pm to
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A neuroscientist



yep, reminds me of girls I'd meet in Brazil,they were all either dentists or lawyers, I finally found out why there were so many of them, in their version of high school they were offered a couple of introductory courses to learn about what it would be like to be a dentist or lawyer should they choose to enter that field of study, so by just taking that course they considered themselves dentists or lawyers
Posted by BumKnee
Member since Oct 2021
166 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:10 pm to
Datassdoe
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
62688 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:11 pm to
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suffers memory loss


does she remember that she's a filthy whore?
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3573 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:20 pm to
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The 25-year-old hit a pigeon head on, suffering a near-fatal crash.



Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2548 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:21 pm to
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yep, reminds me of girls I'd meet in Brazil,they were all either dentists or lawyers, I finally found out why there were so many of them, in their version of high school they were offered a couple of introductory courses to learn about what it would be like to be a dentist or lawyer should they choose to enter that field of study, so by just taking that course they considered themselves dentists or lawyers


Not going to waste my time looking up her resume, but it takes at least a decade after starting college to become a licensed neuroscientist, and that's probably an underestimate. Anyway she probably makes better money her way.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130595 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:23 pm to
How will she react when they tell her "well, you were a scientist, but became a whore."
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3573 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:27 pm to
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takes at least a decade after starting college to become a licensed neuroscientist


Those anal bleaching tax deductions alone, negates all that fancy book learning.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13798 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:27 pm to
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Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2018 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:49 pm to
Neuro scientist can also "just" be a lab technician.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5666 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:57 pm to
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Neuro scientist can also "just" be a lab technician.


Lab technicians can call themselves a neuroscientist if they want, but they arent.
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