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Neuroscientist turned OnlyFans girl suffers memory loss when pigeon causes motorbike crash
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:46 pm
https://nypost.com/2025/03/11/lifestyle/onlyfans-model-mercedes-valentine-suffers-memory-loss-after-crash/

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A neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model suffered a near-fatal motorcycle crash caused by a bird — leaving her to confront life with memory loss.
Mercedes Valentine’s obsession with biking began with fond memories of riding around with her dad as a little girl before buying on one her own — but her dream quickly turned into a nightmare.
While out for a ride, the 25-year-old stunner hit a pigeon head on, suffering a near-fatal crash. Valentine broke her nose, skull, shoulder and four ribs. She also suffered a smashed eye socket and shattered pelvis.



quote:Assume that's OnlyFans money.
“When I open my eyes, I sometimes don’t even recognize myself,” she told NeedToKnow. “Because I function differently and can’t remember most things, it’s like my brain is someone else’s.”
She continued, “It’s been really confusing and emotionally challenging to come to terms with. I’ve had to start living, and adapting to doing so, as a different person.”
Before the incident occurred in the summer of 2024, Valentine was at the top of her career, having just bought a house for over $900,000 and a blue Porsche Taycan Turbo for over $100,000.

Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:47 pm to Partha
Jesus how fast was that pigeon
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:48 pm to Partha
Women fought to be Neuroscientists only to get there and be like...nah, I wanna be a e-thot.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:50 pm to Commandeaux
It's cause of the gender pay gap, duh
Posted on 3/13/25 at 1:51 pm to Partha
That must have been one massive pigeon, by the appearance of that motorcycle!
Truth is, about 99% of women have no business on any motorcycle, and 99% of that 1% don't have any business on a crotch rocket like that.
Hope she recovers, stops being a whore, and gives her life to God.
Truth is, about 99% of women have no business on any motorcycle, and 99% of that 1% don't have any business on a crotch rocket like that.
Hope she recovers, stops being a whore, and gives her life to God.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:01 pm to Z Cavaricci
need to see pictures of the pigeon before determining guilt
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:08 pm to caro81
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A neuroscientist
yep, reminds me of girls I'd meet in Brazil,they were all either dentists or lawyers, I finally found out why there were so many of them, in their version of high school they were offered a couple of introductory courses to learn about what it would be like to be a dentist or lawyer should they choose to enter that field of study, so by just taking that course they considered themselves dentists or lawyers
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:11 pm to Partha
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suffers memory loss
does she remember that she's a filthy whore?
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:20 pm to Partha
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The 25-year-old hit a pigeon head on, suffering a near-fatal crash.

Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:21 pm to 777Tiger
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yep, reminds me of girls I'd meet in Brazil,they were all either dentists or lawyers, I finally found out why there were so many of them, in their version of high school they were offered a couple of introductory courses to learn about what it would be like to be a dentist or lawyer should they choose to enter that field of study, so by just taking that course they considered themselves dentists or lawyers
Not going to waste my time looking up her resume, but it takes at least a decade after starting college to become a licensed neuroscientist, and that's probably an underestimate. Anyway she probably makes better money her way.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:23 pm to Partha
How will she react when they tell her "well, you were a scientist, but became a whore."
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:27 pm to NOLALGD
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takes at least a decade after starting college to become a licensed neuroscientist
Those anal bleaching tax deductions alone, negates all that fancy book learning.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:49 pm to NOLALGD
Neuro scientist can also "just" be a lab technician.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:57 pm to Tomherman
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Neuro scientist can also "just" be a lab technician.
Lab technicians can call themselves a neuroscientist if they want, but they arent.
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