Jeffrey Epstein never got a college degree

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"So let me get this straight… Jeffrey Epstein never got a college degree, but was hired as a teacher by William Barr’s father, then abruptly became a Wall Street banker, making billions off a single client, Lex Wexner, owner of Victoria Secret and co-founder of the Mega Group, a network of Jewish “philanthropists” along with the Bronfmans, another Jewish billionaire family associated with bizarre sex-slavery mind-controlled celebrities, who also gifted him the most expensive house in New York. His girlfriend is the beloved daughter of a notorious Israeli superspy triple-agent publishing magnate whose company controls textbook publishing and was murdered on a yacht named after Ghislaine who is also an accomplished submarine pilot and one of the most prolific Reddit super-users. Together they groomed and abducted underage children and rubbed elbows with high-society elites, politicians, and prominent scientists who they would take to a private island featuring satanic temples of human sacrifice where they would engaged in forced sex acts with underage kidnap victims while being recorded by an enormous array of cameras. They did this so often, his private jet became known as the “Lolita express” and Epstein became close friends with the likes of Bill Gates and Bill Clinton, who is mentioned in his papers more than anyone else, and who once introduced Epstein to one of his future victims as the “king of America.” Meanwhile on his ranch in New Mexico, Epstein conducted experiments in transhumanism and DNA research, telling scientists he wanted to seed the human race with his DNA.

All of this was hidden from the public until 2005, when Epstein was charged, but was given a sweetheart deal by future secretary of labor Steve acosta because he was told that Epstein belonged to intelligence, so he was sentenced to spend nights in prison, to be chauffeured to his office daily and serving only a fraction of the sentence. Losing absolutely no social credibility, he continued to consort with billionaires and celebrities, including the Prime Minister of Israel, Stephen Hawkings, and Prince Andrew, building an ever-increasing library of pedophilic and pornographic blackmail of the world elite and using his vast and unexplained fortune to buy his way into areas where vulnerable girls and their families could seduced by the promise of power and wealth.

Then he was arrested again in 2019, and while in jail under suicide watch he was still able to somehow break his own neck with a paper bedsheet while all the cameras mysteriously malfunctioned and the prison guards were both asleep, and only after making a phone call to his mother who had been dead for 15 years. Photos of his cadaver leaked and while the ears look a bit different than normal, and also there was a guy that looked just like Epstein caught on his island by a rogue drone operator after the death, which was ruled a suicide.

The fbi was photographed seizing truckloads of documents, videos, hard drives, and dvds from both Epstein’s main residences. Since then, the
evidence has basically disappeared, with only a small amount of heavily redacted case files released despite repeated demands by various authorities in the federal government for the FBI to hand them over.

Oh yeah and Ghislaine Maxwell was on the lamb during a nationwide manhunt, posting pictures of herself reading books about CIA assassinations. She was caught and is in jail.

That’s just off the top of my head, how’d I do? What did I leave out?"