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How Screwed Are You ? Asteroid Simulator
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:16 pm
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Given all news trying to hype up a 300 foot asteroid that may hit in a few years I’d figure I’d try out what it would be like if it hit certain spots. Essentially unless it’s a city we gonna be good.
If yall want to go crazy and make a mile wide asteroid hit LA go at it. Just don’t think you can take out Atlanta without taking out the entire south
Given all news trying to hype up a 300 foot asteroid that may hit in a few years I’d figure I’d try out what it would be like if it hit certain spots. Essentially unless it’s a city we gonna be good.
If yall want to go crazy and make a mile wide asteroid hit LA go at it. Just don’t think you can take out Atlanta without taking out the entire south

Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:22 pm to dawgfan24348
This would seriously mess up our strawberry harvest this June.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:24 pm to dawgfan24348
I just tried a little 1,000 footer on L.A. (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)
Boom.
Boom.
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:27 pm to redstick13
I shot one 500 ft wide with the rest of the defaults at a random spot in BFE Alabama, would have vaporized 4 people.
I think the game is how big can you go in the most populous state without killing anybody.
tried aiming it off the first shot, got 6 people - game is harder than it looks, damned people are everywhere
lobbed a 1500 footer a bit southwest, down to 2 people
I think the game is how big can you go in the most populous state without killing anybody.
tried aiming it off the first shot, got 6 people - game is harder than it looks, damned people are everywhere
lobbed a 1500 footer a bit southwest, down to 2 people
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:28 pm to redstick13
And, oh, the crayfish prices!
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:31 pm to dawgfan24348
You know there’s hundreds of other places it could also hit that would be catastrophic just from the blast right?
What level of retard do you operate at?
What level of retard do you operate at?
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:36 pm to bad93ex
east of Snow Lake Arkansas
1 vaporized, 5 dead from the quake
True story - My Dad was working on the power lines off of AR 44 one day, some guy drove up and asked him where the resort town of Snow Lake was.
(east Arky joke)
1 vaporized, 5 dead from the quake
True story - My Dad was working on the power lines off of AR 44 one day, some guy drove up and asked him where the resort town of Snow Lake was.
(east Arky joke)
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:43 pm to dawgfan24348
I crashed a 350 foot asteroid on Bawcomville. It did $4 million in improvements.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:45 pm to sledgehammer
Thanks for ruining my day.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:46 pm to VABuckeye
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the crayfish prices!
ghey…
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:50 pm to VABuckeye
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And, oh, the crayfish prices!
I’m going to need to mock you on this one. Might need to bring it to your other fan board.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:52 pm to dawgfan24348
It’s always been wild to me how a little space material can cause such catastrophic damage.
I just burned myself to death and most of GA with a football field-sized one at a 5 degree angle…apparently it’s best if it can make impact with the ground and instantly vaporize you.
I just burned myself to death and most of GA with a football field-sized one at a 5 degree angle…apparently it’s best if it can make impact with the ground and instantly vaporize you.

Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:54 pm to TheFonz
So you destroyed a Paper Mill that produces over 100million dollars a year in sales but it done 4 million in improvements to the area?
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:59 pm to dawgfan24348
Relax, everyone knows that asteroids aren’t real.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:28 pm to LSUGrrrl
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I’m going to need to mock you on this one. Might need to bring it to your other fan board.
Lol, it can't be worse than the LSU fan on that board that puts tomatoes in his gumbo, right?
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:32 pm to VABuckeye
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Lol, it can't be worse than the LSU fan on that board that puts tomatoes in his gumbo, right?
No. Nothing is worse than that. Nothing.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:34 pm to dawgfan24348
I'm pretty sure that the Asteroid would impact gay BIPOC LGBTQIA trans persons on the Spectrum the most. Luckily, if we just all pay more in taxes, we can fix it. Asteroids are an offshoot of white supremacy.
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