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How Screwed Are You ? Asteroid Simulator

Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50542 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:16 pm
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Given all news trying to hype up a 300 foot asteroid that may hit in a few years I’d figure I’d try out what it would be like if it hit certain spots. Essentially unless it’s a city we gonna be good.

If yall want to go crazy and make a mile wide asteroid hit LA go at it. Just don’t think you can take out Atlanta without taking out the entire south
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39759 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:22 pm to
This would seriously mess up our strawberry harvest this June.
Posted by BoKnowsAUOne
Member since Nov 2020
285 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:24 pm to
I just tried a little 1,000 footer on L.A. (Los Angeles, not Louisiana)

Boom.
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 1:25 pm
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
4550 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:27 pm to
I shot one 500 ft wide with the rest of the defaults at a random spot in BFE Alabama, would have vaporized 4 people.

I think the game is how big can you go in the most populous state without killing anybody.

tried aiming it off the first shot, got 6 people - game is harder than it looks, damned people are everywhere

lobbed a 1500 footer a bit southwest, down to 2 people
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37478 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:28 pm to
And, oh, the crayfish prices!
Posted by METAL
Member since Nov 2020
1357 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:31 pm to
You know there’s hundreds of other places it could also hit that would be catastrophic just from the blast right?

What level of retard do you operate at?
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30653 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:32 pm to
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crayfish

Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
4550 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:36 pm to
east of Snow Lake Arkansas

1 vaporized, 5 dead from the quake

True story - My Dad was working on the power lines off of AR 44 one day, some guy drove up and asked him where the resort town of Snow Lake was.


(east Arky joke)
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5422 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:40 pm to
This is Armageddon.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21921 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:43 pm to
I crashed a 350 foot asteroid on Bawcomville. It did $4 million in improvements.
Posted by ShrevetownTiger
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2007
2623 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:45 pm to
Thanks for ruining my day.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4088 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

the crayfish prices!


ghey…
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
40985 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

And, oh, the crayfish prices!


I’m going to need to mock you on this one. Might need to bring it to your other fan board.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5422 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:52 pm to

Sorry
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
2472 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:52 pm to
It’s always been wild to me how a little space material can cause such catastrophic damage.

I just burned myself to death and most of GA with a football field-sized one at a 5 degree angle…apparently it’s best if it can make impact with the ground and instantly vaporize you.
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
6293 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:54 pm to
So you destroyed a Paper Mill that produces over 100million dollars a year in sales but it done 4 million in improvements to the area?
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
1419 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 1:59 pm to
Relax, everyone knows that asteroids aren’t real.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37478 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

I’m going to need to mock you on this one. Might need to bring it to your other fan board.


Lol, it can't be worse than the LSU fan on that board that puts tomatoes in his gumbo, right?
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
40985 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Lol, it can't be worse than the LSU fan on that board that puts tomatoes in his gumbo, right?


No. Nothing is worse than that. Nothing.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1109 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:34 pm to
I'm pretty sure that the Asteroid would impact gay BIPOC LGBTQIA trans persons on the Spectrum the most. Luckily, if we just all pay more in taxes, we can fix it. Asteroids are an offshoot of white supremacy.
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