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Learning how powerful I am is upsetting

Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:03 pm
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6630 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:03 pm
This month, it has been brought to my attention thanks to DOGE and the liberal response that I am all powerful. My paycheck is keeping the whole fricking globe afloat apparently.

Without mooching off my paycheck:
- Every country will be at war
- Every human will die of disease
- Every child will starve
- Every old person will die on the street

Does that about cover the things my middle class paycheck is keeping afloat for the rest of the world?




Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
115738 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:14 pm to
Well, you are exaggerating with the word 'Every.' You should change it to 'Most.'
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
2514 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:14 pm to
Don't forget that China apparently wants to start making all the frivolous, wasteful payments that drove us to $37 trillion of debt & steal all our globalist brownie points in the process
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6630 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:18 pm to
I’m afraid Norway won’t be able to use my taxes to relocate Muslims from a country I don’t give a shite about into their country which is apparently so broke they need my money
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1702 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:19 pm to
Watched some lady explain how there's gonna be an explosion of AIDS cases if we don't fund condoms and such for third world countries. Boo freaking Hoo.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6630 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:21 pm to
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Watched some lady explain how there's gonna be an explosion of AIDS cases if we don't fund condoms and such for third world countries. Boo freaking Hoo.


Sounds self correcting in a Darwinian sorta way
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6630 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:26 pm to
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Don't forget that China apparently wants to start making all the frivolous, wasteful payments that drove us to $37 trillion of debt & steal all our globalist brownie points in the process



We certainly can't let them corner the market on throwing money down the globalist hole! That's our duty as the American Middle Class
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
32363 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:27 pm to
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RaginCajunz

This is an incredible thread and it brightened my day.

Thank you.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6630 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:58 pm to
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This is an incredible thread and it brightened my day.

Thank you.


It's quite the burden we all bear. Funding the rest of the world off my salary isn't easy. The last thing we should do is know where this money goes though. We must fund it or the world implodes, but please don't ask about it. That is a threat to democracy.

Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4096 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 2:19 pm to
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Don't forget that China apparently wants to start making all the frivolous, wasteful payments that drove us to $37 trillion of debt & steal all our globalist brownie points in the process


This is what boggles my mind the most. People act like there has to be a country in charge doing these things and if it's not a western country we are all screwed. Let the Chinese make peace around the globe and secure the shipping lanes.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
4583 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 2:25 pm to
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Every country will be at war
- Every human will die of disease
- Every child will starve
- Every old person will die on the street


Looks like a list Bill Gates made
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
49028 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 2:55 pm to
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Well, you are exaggerating with the word 'Every.' You should change it to 'Most.'
Not everyone, so it seems, appreciates you for your wittiness and very sense of humor.
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