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Missouri bill - $1000 reward for reporting illegals

Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:47 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:51 pm to
Well I know my new job. Just get a pickup truck and roll up to a bunch of Home Depots, Lowe’s, and Ace Hardware stores and I’ll be cashing in what $1.5 million a year doing this five days a week?

Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:55 pm to
Is it illegal to wear a jacket with ICE on the back?

Asking for a friend that may have to make a run to Wal Mart later...
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9698 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68474 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Is it illegal to wear a jacket with ICE on the back?

Just put a really small 'n' in front of it
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
93850 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:05 pm to
This is pathetic that we as a nation have come to to this
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70181 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

This is pathetic that we as a nation have come to to this


What? Millions of illegal people invited in? All given money to live, eat, school, healthcare?
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 2:09 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

This is pathetic that we as a nation have come to to this


What I see is a gold mine. Can’t be too difficult convincing a bunch of foreigners to come to your house to build a deck, picking them up, and instead dropping them off with ICE. You have five of them in the back of your pickup, then that’s $5,000. You could probably do that three times a day and that builds up quick.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5968 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:19 pm to
My new side hustle...
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
17283 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:28 pm to
I call rights to all Home Depot and Lowe’s stores for the 7-10 am time slot M-F. Y’all can get the rest of the time to divvy up
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22802 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:51 pm to
How long before this becomes a reality show?

Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2264 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:53 pm to
Nice side gig!,
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71881 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:56 pm to
This is gonna be fun. I have a family member who thinks every Hispanic person he sees is an illegal.
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
4783 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:58 pm to
That's my home state!

So, theoretically. At 1k each. 5 migrants a month would be a nice upgrade in my monthly income.

quote:

Senate Bill 72 would also develop a “Missouri Illegal Alien Certified Bounty Hunter Program,” which would certify people to be bounty hunters for the specific purpose of finding and detaining immigrants without proper documents. Anyone licensed as a bail bond agent would be eligible to apply for the program.


So if I went back into bounty hunting... Could I spot one on the street, report them for the bounty, and then also get paid to grab them?
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:59 pm to
If Arkansas does this, I am buying a new bass boat.
Posted by TigerFanUnleashed
USA
Member since Jan 2024
10 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:02 pm to
I wish they had this in my neighborhood, I'd have a nice little nest egg
Posted by Original Bayou Boy
Flat Lake, LA
Member since Sep 2003
11602 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:02 pm to
As I predicted to a friend, a year ago, the "Tag a Taco" APP will be created to help people report illegals so that they can collect rewards.

Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
4783 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

quote:
This is pathetic that we as a nation have come to to this


What? Millions of illegal people invited in? All given money to live, eat, school, healthcare?

Not here in MO.
We had a mayor trying to defy state law and turn KC into a sanctuary city for them. The state gov was very quick to put him in his place.
He's still got it going on, on the downlow tho.
But this, and other bills would codify it into law that would make them ineligible for any benefits.
So he'd either have to find new ways of sneaking tax payer money into it, or private funds and donors.
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
4783 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I call rights to all Home Depot and Lowe’s stores for the 7-10 am time slot M-F. Y’all can get the rest of the time to divvy up

That's fine
I could nail at least 20 a month, just posting outside of temp service offices, and roaming the motel parking lots, here in KC.
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
4783 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

What I see is a gold mine. Can’t be too difficult convincing a bunch of foreigners to come to your house to build a deck, picking them up, and instead dropping them off with ICE. You have five of them in the back of your pickup, then that’s $5,000. You could probably do that three times a day and that builds up quick.



Great idea!
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