Figured out how I’m going to handle being surrounded by liberals this Thanksgiving

*tl;dr cool story bro warning*

I’m visiting my mom for Thanksgiving. I’ll be the only conservative in the house. She’s a lib. Not as extreme as my sister, but her friends she’ll be having over for Thanksgiving are probably that level of bat shite. Well, tonight two of her friends that are staying with us arrived and they’re sitting around the table after dinner going off about politics, mainly Trump. There’s really no point to even engage after hearing the mainstream media talking points they’re rattling off. So, I took their plates away for them and cleaned up the kitchen then found solitude outside in the backyard with the dogs.

It was in my isolation when it hit me. On Thanksgiving when we’re all gathered around the table about to enjoy a nice meal, it’s typical for everyone to share what they’re thankful for. I will of course say I’m thankful for my mother and her friends for being around for the holiday, but I decided I will add that what I’m most thankful for this year is Donald J Trump. I usually don’t get involved in political discussions around her or that sort of company, but frick it I wanna see some faces melt.