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What's your grocery line policy? And what's your opinion of (C) people?
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm
You are in a grocery store with your SO. There are 2 long checkout lines of exactly the same distance. Do you:
A) randomly get in either line
B) quickly size up the carts in both lines to figure out which line will go faster
C) you get in one line, while your SO gets in the other; whenever you determine the faster line, both of you join in that line
A) randomly get in either line
B) quickly size up the carts in both lines to figure out which line will go faster
C) you get in one line, while your SO gets in the other; whenever you determine the faster line, both of you join in that line
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Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm to gizmoflak
I'm a B
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:25 pm to gizmoflak
B
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:27 pm to gizmoflak
B but my decision matrix is a lot more complicated than just looking at cart capacity. Gotta look for a check book, coupons, EBT or other indicators that it’s going to be a shite show.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:27 pm to gizmoflak
Which ever line has the fewest obvious EBT basket loads
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:28 pm to gizmoflak
D. Look at the cashiers working. Bitch sitting on a stool and I hit the other one.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:28 pm to gizmoflak
quote:
And what's your opinion of (C) people?
counts? I don’t like counts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:29 pm to gizmoflak
D) pull the fire alarm
Bonus: I'll crop dust the frick out of any fat lady arguing or breaking out the paper coupons
Bonus: I'll crop dust the frick out of any fat lady arguing or breaking out the paper coupons
quote:always with the crab legs. If you see those, go the other direction
Which ever line has the fewest obvious EBT basket loads
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:29 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
I'm a B
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:30 pm to gizmoflak
I profile the shoppers as much as their carts.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to gizmoflak
Be right back. Having an intern text an employee to ask what he/she/they would do.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to gizmoflak
B, C is bullshite, your cart holds the place in line, not a person.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:31 pm to billjamin
Also this. Fat women with food stamps, yakking in the cell phone, with kids running around throwing more shite into the cart, old women writing checks.
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:33 pm to gizmoflak
If cashier is on the phone, even if zero customers, I skip that lane.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:34 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Or old men with that little change purse thingy
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:35 pm to Jmcc64
Those guys are still faster than WiC customers
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:35 pm to gizmoflak
B
If I have a lot and the person behind me only has a few items I let them go ahead of me.
If I have a lot and the person behind me only has a few items I let them go ahead of me.
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:36 pm to gizmoflak
(D) you stay at home and let your SO do the shopping.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:39 pm to gizmoflak
What ever choice I make it will always be the wrong one.
There could be 4 carts deep and I get behind the old lady writing a check
There could be 4 carts deep and I get behind the old lady writing a check
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