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Are there any services that will play a slot machine at a casino for you?

Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:22 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:22 pm
Sort of like Instacart but instead you pick the casino and what machine you want and they play however much you tell them. I could see that being a pretty big deal. A lot of people like the slots and just can't get to them. Also, if you've been drinking it would keep people from driving to the casino.

Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:23 pm to
That’s a terrible idea.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71250 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68911 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:24 pm to
I'd like to be on the ground floor of this. How can I help?
Posted by thadcastle
Member since Dec 2019
2841 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:24 pm to
quote:


Sort of like Instacart but instead you pick the casino and what machine you want and they play however much you tell them. I could see that being a pretty big deal. A lot of people like the slots and just can't get to them. Also, if you've been drinking it would keep people from driving to the casino.


now this is a gambling problem. I'm not hating on it do what you want with your money but this is an absurd idea.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66261 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:24 pm to
You can play live dealer blackjack on the gambling apps here, but I don't think I've seen that type of thing for other games.
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6813 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:24 pm to
Sure give me $200 and I’ll play it for you and give you 90% of winnings…. Bummer man we lost it all.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9108 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:26 pm to
Sure Venmo me how much you want me to gamble for you.


Oops you lost it all. Let me know when you want to send me more money to “go back” for you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:26 pm to
I can just come to your house, shine some blinky lights in your face, ring some bells and take your money, if that's what you're after.

Even let you pull my arm
This post was edited on 9/6/24 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:26 pm to
I'll be glad to have you provide me with the cash and I go to the casino and gamble for you. I promise I will deliver all of your winnings to you minus a modest 5% fee.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Bummer man we lost it all.


Obviously there would need to be transparency. I'm bored at work, I'd throw a few hundred on a Wonka machine at the Bellagio right about now.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68911 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:27 pm to
Players would be identified as an insta gambler and their winnings would be verified by participating casinos.

Plus players would be rated based on winnings and losses.

Eta
For high stakes, we'll partner with pro gamblers for table games. They'd take a bigger cut of course.
This post was edited on 9/6/24 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104178 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:28 pm to
Just send me your money and I'll light it on fire for you.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Players would be identified as an insta gambler and their winnings would be verified by participating casinos.

Plus players would be rated based on winnings and losses.


Sounds like I may have a business partner.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:29 pm to
It could also be a perfect job for gambling attics.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68911 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:29 pm to
We need a lawyer. I think we can skirt gambling laws, but, I'm not a lawyer.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:30 pm to
Gambling is one thing I've never gotten a particular taste for, for which I'm thankful. Judging on some of my other addictions/obsessions, I'd be in a bad spot.

I'll enjoy the occasional poker game with friends or LCR, but the handful of times I've been in a casino and danced with the one armed bandit, after losing about 20 bucks and not understanding how I just leave. Don't get the appeal at all
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42718 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:30 pm to
We're not actually gambling. I think as long as we verify age we are golden. I'll ask my attorney.
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1223 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:31 pm to
Sounds like my marriage, I paid and other guys got to rail my ex wife. Bad idea baw.
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
988 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:36 pm to

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