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Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:50 pm to i am dan
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Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
Yeah, I would say that was the best roast. Yes he’s a fricking prick now, but Jimmy Kimmel I think was the actual Roaster of the night to the point where Jimmy was banned from the Roasts for years because of it.
“Flavor Flav is so skinny and black that he looks like a “Make a Wish” Kid whose last request was to try on a wetsuit.”
“Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than Hurricane Katrina.”
“Chris Benoit is a better father than Flavor Flav.”
And that one specifically was the most brutal one given Chris murdered his entire family earlier that week before the Roast.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:57 pm to Willie Stroker
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The Charlie Sheen one was another good one, as was Donald Trump. Each of those featured Anthony Jeselnik. - who became my favorite roaster.
Anthony Jesselnik’s life was saved that night with Mike Tyson with Comedy Central not allowing him to go after him as hard as he could. Like this one:
“I think Mike Tyson’s biggest problem is that he didn’t have a strong male role model growing up. Mike’s dad walked out on the family very early on… after Mike raped him.”
And this with the smartest and most brutal joke of the night:
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Mike Tyson, I love you. You’re my favorite boxer of all time. I don’t want to even stand up here and make fun of you. Besides, what can you say about Mike Tyson that wasn’t already the title of a Richard Pryor album?
Richard Pryor’s Discography
And only Patrice got the joke which made it that much better.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 7:07 pm to OMLandshark
And can’t believe this one hasn’t been mentioned yet, which is probably the most brutal roast insult of all time courtesy of Jeff Ross:
“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”
“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”
Posted on 5/10/24 at 7:48 pm to MikeHoncho47
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:54 pm to Auburn80
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The Jerry Stiller Friars roast is really good.
When Jeff Ross said that he wouldn't eff Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 9:04 pm to i am dan
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Greg Giraldo
IMHO the best to capture the essence of the roast at least of this generation. He was pretty much perfect the way he’d work the room and bounce from person to person, excellent delivery all that. RIP dammit.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 9:11 pm to OMLandshark
quote:this is my fav all time roast and I can't believe it's not more well known.
“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”
So fricked up
Posted on 5/10/24 at 9:56 pm to Pilot Tiger
Granted it’s deserved given that she probably murdered him.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:01 pm to Havoc
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IMHO the best to capture the essence of the roast at least of this generation. He was pretty much perfect the way he’d work the room and bounce from person to person, excellent delivery all that. RIP dammit.
This was one of his best jokes delivered to Ralphie May:
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You’re the only guy who watches porn and cums when the guy delivers the pizza.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:36 pm to OMLandshark
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This was one of his best jokes delivered to Ralphie May:
Man I just watched the best Giraldo roasts video on YT, about 30 mins long. Damn he just took out the whole room, including some devastating shots.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:22 am to MikeHoncho47
Saget will always be my favorite
Posted on 5/11/24 at 2:44 pm to Hayekian serf
One of the best ever, Gilbert’s telling of the Aristocrats at the Hugh Hefner Roast:
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:07 am to OMLandshark
He was awesome on Sagets as well.
Norm and Gilbert had my stomach hurting.
Norm and Gilbert had my stomach hurting.
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