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re: DAT 4/16: Barves (Lopez) @ Astros (Brown) 7:10
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:35 am to Obi-Wan Tiger
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:35 am to Obi-Wan Tiger
Astros called up Forrest Whitley
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The Astros are calling up pitching prospect Forrest Whitley, the #17 pick in the 2016 draft.
He last pitched for the Space Cowboys on April 13th and was hitting close to 98 MPH with his fastball.
He is already on the 40-man roster so a player will just need to be optioned
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:38 am to DalenSA
Best thing that can happen is total Collapse. Hopefully with healthy pitchers so there can be no excuses by the Braintrust.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 12:16 pm to DalenSA
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The Astros are calling up pitching prospect Forrest Whitley
Who the hell is that?
Posted on 4/16/24 at 1:42 pm to DalenSA
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Astros called up Forrest Whitley
Y'all can forget seeing him take the mound. I know EXACTLY how this plays out.
And, I mean, EXACTLY:
Farrish Wazlo will be on his way to Minute Maid Park in his 2015 Altima with the bangin sound system and faded & cracking Orange and Blue chrome wrap.
A 3-legged gerbil (coincidentally named Maldy), newly escaped from the grasp of a blind girl who is a resident at the "Brandon Backe Interdisciplinary School for Orphaned Orphans", will jump out in front of good ole Franklon Whastley making him swerve to the right where he will promptly pick up 2 thumbtacks that just fell off of an Amazon truck headed to Alex Bregman's house loaded down with freshly printed HEB posters featuring Alex in all of his favorite HEB commercials.
Forgot-his-name will pull over and attempt to change his flat. In the process of pulling his spare out of the trunk, a 15-pound barbell will fall out and hit him squarely on his little piggy on his left foot. In the process of squashing said piggy toe, his hopes of making the big leagues will also be squashed. Again.
I'm telling you, it will go down exactly like that.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 3:25 pm to DalenSA
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Astros called up Forrest Whitley
WTF!?!?!
I forgot his name. Can't wait to see how this goes...but expecting it to go poorly!
Posted on 4/16/24 at 4:12 pm to DalenSA
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The Astros are calling up pitching prospect Forrest Whitley, the #17 pick in the 2016 draft.
Ole Farvin Willikers seems to have made the big squad. From the Alamo to the juice box.
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