re: What’s a small thing you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t…

I’ve always wanted to go to one of those Japanese Spa’s where they walk on your back. For some reason the thought of a small Japanese Lady digging her toes into my back sounds very relaxing.
I don’t know of anyplace where they actually do that though. And I’m talking a legit place. Not looking for some sleazy massage parlor. I’ve got a wife at home if all I wanted was a little “Sucky Sucky, me luv you long time”