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re: Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve

Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:25 am to
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7647 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:25 am to
peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:29 am to
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down


Not off the back porch it's not.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5663 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:34 am to
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down


I'm not what you'd call a blessed man but I can't get my dick down in the toilet to piss sitting down with a hardon. I would piss on my face.
Posted by Grigio
Member since May 2023
616 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:51 am to
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 2:18 pm
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
8078 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:25 am to
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Sure, if you want to dip the tip and part of the shaft in cold toilet water first thing in the morning. Work on hip and lower back flexibility so you can straddle and bend to make the angle work. Other option are turning on the shower to get the heat building and letting the cold water take care of it, or simply peeing off the back porch.
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1002 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:39 am to
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down


Hell no it’s not. It won’t fit and if I tried to force it, my pecker would touch the porcelain. That is verboten
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13120 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:39 pm to
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
it’s even easier when standing in the shower
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