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re: Bidet Baws
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:14 pm to RealDawg
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:14 pm to RealDawg
Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room? I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.
Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:17 pm to jafari rastaman
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Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room?
Just how far away do you think your a-hole is from the bidet? You're not aiming it from across the room like one of those carnival games
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to jafari rastaman
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Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room
You obviously don't understand how they work.
On another sad note, I replaced my toilet and the damn new fancy toilet would not work my old bidet. So, I'm trying to find a bidet that will work on this toilet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to jafari rastaman
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I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.
What? Have you ever actually used a bidet?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:27 am to jafari rastaman
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Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
says the guy with shite still on his hands and arse.
Why would shite splash outside of the bidet? you have no idea how a bidet works do you?
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