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re: Bidet Baws

Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
1885 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:14 pm to
Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room? I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.

Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18426 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:17 pm to
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Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room?


Just how far away do you think your a-hole is from the bidet? You're not aiming it from across the room like one of those carnival games

Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
414 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room


You obviously don't understand how they work.

On another sad note, I replaced my toilet and the damn new fancy toilet would not work my old bidet. So, I'm trying to find a bidet that will work on this toilet.

Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7473 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to
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I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.


What? Have you ever actually used a bidet?
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25997 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:27 am to
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Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.




says the guy with shite still on his hands and arse.

Why would shite splash outside of the bidet? you have no idea how a bidet works do you?
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