re: Anyone Got Any Good Dixie Mafia Stories?

I actually do. Anyone read the book 'Mississippi Mud'? Someone I know was the manager of the hardware store where Angola orders its material from. There is a guy in that book, who is in Angola, who builds a lot of shite. Normally an office admin calls and places the order, but he needed something specific. He called the guy I know, who had to call him back. He asked for the guy by the name that's on the orders and the admin was like "you mean? _____". He doesn't like to be called by his official name and she told him "from now on ask for ___ he doesn't like to be called by his real name".

I forget the name he goes by, I will find out, but evidently the guy builds a lot of furniture.