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re: Drunk chick tells boyfriend she wants to sleep with Barry Sanders
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:18 pm to jbird7
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:18 pm to jbird7
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That chick is already banging black dudes I guarantee it.
100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:39 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet. Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
Impressively specific.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:27 pm to SouthPlains
Did you jerk off while typing that?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:57 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
Damn, dude. Is this wishcasting?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:20 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
You just made fareplay's, "your gf/wife slipped it back in after it fell out" comment look tame. Got damn, dude.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:24 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
damn son... reads like a first hand experience.
did they at least change the sheets & give ya a lift home since you couldn't walk & all?
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