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re: Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?

Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:33 am to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59085 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:33 am to
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Well, it probably has something to do with our diet. If we ate fresh lean meat, nuts and berries like we were designed to, the clean breaks and ghost wipes would be in abundance.


Can’t believe that this has gotten so many upvotes. The fact that we have to wipe or otherwise clean ourselves has nothing to do with what we eat. It’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
13985 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:51 am to
Well I had chili twice yesterday and things were different than just coffee, a shake, and a decent dinner.

I also think using a shorter toilet puts you in proper position for our bodies. I don’t go full squatty potty, but a shorter one helps.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24079 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:17 am to
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The fact that we have to wipe or otherwise clean ourselves has nothing to do with what we eat. It’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.


Yes, sure the butt cheeks matter. But they matter more because of our modern diets and the fact that we are squatting to poop like we were designed to do.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63542 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:51 am to
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t’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.


Well gimme one of them protruding animal anuses then.
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