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Worst Accents in Movie History?
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:44 am
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:44 am
Two finalists in my opinion--
Keanu Reeves ('nuff said) in "Dracula"--surrounded by folks like Anthony Hopkins and Winona Ryder who either are British or can actually do an accent, he is, simply, Keanu.
Dick van Dyke in "Mary Poppins". C'mon, you all watched it as kid. I rewatched this many times as an adult as my youngest son loved it. Worst Cockney accent in the history of Western Civilization. So bad that 4 years later when he did "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" he lived in England, was the son of an Englishman, had 2 kids with British accents, but did not even attempt an accent.
(credit PBeard for idea in discussing Tom Cruise's accent or lack thereof in Valkyrie, which I have yet to see but definitely want to...)
Keanu Reeves ('nuff said) in "Dracula"--surrounded by folks like Anthony Hopkins and Winona Ryder who either are British or can actually do an accent, he is, simply, Keanu.
Dick van Dyke in "Mary Poppins". C'mon, you all watched it as kid. I rewatched this many times as an adult as my youngest son loved it. Worst Cockney accent in the history of Western Civilization. So bad that 4 years later when he did "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" he lived in England, was the son of an Englishman, had 2 kids with British accents, but did not even attempt an accent.
(credit PBeard for idea in discussing Tom Cruise's accent or lack thereof in Valkyrie, which I have yet to see but definitely want to...)
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:46 am to parrotdr
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Worst Accents in Movie History?
Dennis Quaid
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:48 am to Towelie
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Dennis Quaid
I assume you mean in "The Big Easy". Yes, that earns a five-star suck award.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:49 am to parrotdr
Nicolas Cage in "Con Air."
All the women in "Steel Magnolias" except for Dolly Parton, although her accent was Tennessee rather than Louisiana.
I've heard Bostonians complain about about Tim Robbins' accent in "Mystic River." I don't know how bad it was--it sounded Bostonian enough to me, but I'm not a native.
All the women in "Steel Magnolias" except for Dolly Parton, although her accent was Tennessee rather than Louisiana.
I've heard Bostonians complain about about Tim Robbins' accent in "Mystic River." I don't know how bad it was--it sounded Bostonian enough to me, but I'm not a native.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:52 am to ToplessTenors4evuh
Kevin Costner as Robin Hood.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:53 am to PBeard
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Kevin Costner as Robin Hood.
Geez, had forgotten this one. It was laughably bad.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:54 am to parrotdr
Dennis Quaid was horrible.
But mine was Tom Cruise in Far and Away. Supposedly Irish but I don't know what that was.....well, I do know, it was gay and horrible.
But mine was Tom Cruise in Far and Away. Supposedly Irish but I don't know what that was.....well, I do know, it was gay and horrible.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:56 am to simmons2112
any movie that is set in louisiana. they always speak with an antebellum south accent
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:57 am to Squid
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Nicolas Cage in "Con Air."
frick Yeah.
"I said, put down the bunnah"
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:03 am to Towelie
Cool Runnings, all of the accents kind of fluctuate throughout the movie.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:04 am to Towelie
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frick Yeah.
"I said, put down the bunnah"
Wouldn't you be disappointed if it sounded anything but fake? I mean, it's Con-fricking-Air.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:07 am to tigermojo
exactly, that is on the top 5 list of worst movies ever.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:17 am to Augustus
Cheadle in the Ocean flicks
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:20 am to PBeard
Christian Bale in Harsh times, tried to watch it last night, had to stop halfway through
Also Kevin Costner in thirteen days was bad, but i got used to it
Also Kevin Costner in thirteen days was bad, but i got used to it
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:23 am to EasyJTeasy
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Christian Bale in Harsh times, tried to watch it last night, had to stop halfway through
was about to say this and when I saw it I was like, "no way someone else watched this last night too" then I realized you are my roommate.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:26 am to TheCaterpillar
"i wanna gett fuuuucked uppp hommeess"
Posted on 12/9/08 at 11:32 am to Tiger Authority
Keanu Reeves in Devils Advocate, was supposedly doing some kind of southern accent...really really bad.
Also Sean Penn in All the Kings men
Also Sean Penn in All the Kings men
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