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Here's the Pop Tarts Bowl mascot being eaten

Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101868 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:03 pm
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They disappeared the humanoid mascot into a giant toaster which then dispersed a separate treat.


I gotta admit I'm a little disappointed. With all the broadcast hype about how the live mascot was going to be devoured, I was hoping for someone to take a bite out of his midsection.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128896 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:05 pm to
Weak. I wanted the mascot that was walking around to get eaten
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:06 pm to
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gotta admit I'm a little disappointed


Same. I wanted a real dystopian scene.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66363 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:07 pm to
I wanted to see him walking around as a strawberry pop tart and looking like he was a Saw participant by the time they were done.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7147 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:07 pm to
I have a question about his sign. So is it that his dream was to get toasted and finally eaten? Or was it that he was having fun dancing and living his dream with everyone celebrating him, unaware that he was about to be lowered, killed, and devoured?

ETA: I saw that he was pointing down as he was lowered so maybe that answers. But still damn poor pop tart
This post was edited on 12/28/23 at 9:10 pm
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101868 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:12 pm to
I dont know about the logistics of developing a giant strawberry poptart into a wearable/edible costume. And I don't care. They made that promise and I expect them to deliver.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6680 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:13 pm to
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Same. I wanted a real dystopian scene.

Wasn’t like that scene in Sausage Party one bit.
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 9:14 pm to
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So is it that his dream was to get toasted and finally eaten? Or was it that he was having fun dancing and living his dream with everyone celebrating him, unaware that he was about to be lowered, killed, and devoured?


Some bored journalist for The New Yorker is already writing a 10 page thinkpiece article on this spectacle as we speak.
Posted by PublixSubs
Maine
Member since Sep 2015
908 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 10:05 pm to
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They disappeared the humanoid mascot into a giant toaster which then dispersed a separate treat


For some weird reason it reminded me of when they “froze” Han Solo in ESB.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20458 posts
Posted on 12/28/23 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42097 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:39 am to
Half way expected you going for ban by porn bomb.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:58 am to
Somehow someone is going to make this racist
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