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The lifecycle of a cow must suck
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:00 pm
You’re born
You stand around your parents, family, and friends eating grass and dropping deuces in front of your ole’ ladies while watching your dad pound a random side piece in front of your mom only to be poked and electrocuted by a biped alien dressed like Jeffrey Dahmer into a room where a spike is dropped into your skull and you are chopped into pieces and grilled/smoked to feed retards who “vote” Democrat
Either that or you are squeezed off relentlessly for Nestle Quick which doesn’t seem to be so bad until you realize you’re a chick and not a dude and you don’t have the autonomy to decide your gender
You stand around your parents, family, and friends eating grass and dropping deuces in front of your ole’ ladies while watching your dad pound a random side piece in front of your mom only to be poked and electrocuted by a biped alien dressed like Jeffrey Dahmer into a room where a spike is dropped into your skull and you are chopped into pieces and grilled/smoked to feed retards who “vote” Democrat
Either that or you are squeezed off relentlessly for Nestle Quick which doesn’t seem to be so bad until you realize you’re a chick and not a dude and you don’t have the autonomy to decide your gender
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:01 pm to theunknownknight
Your Mom’s a cow.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:01 pm to theunknownknight
Hindus think differently
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:01 pm to theunknownknight
You didn’t even include the part where the boys gets their balls chopped off.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:01 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:02 pm to billjamin
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You didn’t even include the part where the boys gets their balls chopped off.
What’s it like?
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:03 pm to theunknownknight
Never quite looked at it like that..
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:03 pm to theunknownknight
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What’s it like?
Depending on the budget. My FIL was a big pocket knife fan. We’ve gotten a little more humane since he passed.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:04 pm to theunknownknight
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theunknownknight
Bruh. Back up off that shite and sit yo cup down.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:04 pm to billjamin
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Depending on the budget. My FIL was a big pocket knife fan. We’ve gotten a little more humane since he passed.
You could have just said “marriage”
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:05 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Bruh. Back up off that shite and sit yo cup down.
Why? It’s Friday
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:05 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:08 pm to theunknownknight
Those cows on Yellowstone seem to have a decent life. For a cow at least.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:10 pm to GreenRockTiger
Hindu nuffin
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:11 pm to theunknownknight
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Either that or you are squeezed off relentlessly for Nestle Quick
Better than not being milked.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:14 pm to jflsufan
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Those cows on Yellowstone seem to have a decent life. For a cow at least.
That’s why it’s a TV show. It’s a ranching soap opera and nothing more.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:15 pm to theunknownknight
You forgot the part where if no one is around, you and the other girls get to sing Pergolesi's "Stabat Mater" accompanied by the three Bass singers in the pasture, two of whom strangely began singing a beautiful tenor one day. Leaving that big stud puppy to sing Bass line all by himself.
This post was edited on 9/6/23 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:17 pm to billjamin
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You didn’t even include the part where the boys gets their balls chopped off.
Better to be a steer than the other thing that comes from Texas.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:18 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Better to be a steer than the other thing that comes from Texas.
Yeah, being an Aggie is tough. That’s why my rancher wife had to find an La guy to marry.
Posted on 9/6/23 at 6:18 pm to MeridianDog
If cows were smarter than us then they are the ultimate dumbasses
Or they really embraced Nietzsche
Or they really embraced Nietzsche
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