re: Which Louisiana city/towns produce the sluttiest women?

I was just passing through Breaux Bridge and stopped by the WalMart to see if I could get my wife a new Timex Ironman watch on the way home. The chick at the WalMart watch counter started telling me about how she has a boyfriend but she has never been faithful to any guy she’s ever dated, and that we should hook up. The farking WalMart watch counter.

I’d have to vote for Breaux Bridge.