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re: Google "Florida man" and your birthday, post the headline

Posted on 7/27/23 at 7:54 am to
Posted by lrabor3
Jena
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 7:54 am to
Florida man who exaggerated in a fight was arrested after biting his friend’s ear
Posted by LSUTIGRE
Walker
Member since Sep 2006
819 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:01 am to
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Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Sausages At His Mother
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1162 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:04 am to
quote:

A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals, according to News-Journal.




Posted by SomewhereDownInTX
Down in Texas, Somewhere
Member since Mar 2010
3325 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:35 am to


quote:

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7945 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:41 am to
July 25
quote:

Florida man tried to enter Patrick Space Force Base to warn of aliens vs. dragons
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:44 am to
Florida Man Runs Naked Out of Wendy's After Throwing Alligator at Employees, Screaming That Aliens Told Him to Do It.


I made that up.
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2252 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:45 am to
Florida man was arrested while in an inflatable dinosaur costume after he allegedly beat his girlfriend when she would not attend a Halloween party with him.

And

Florida man mauled after paying for "full-contact experience" with black leopard at backyard zoo
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:47 am to
Here's an actual one... the mugshot is more notable than the headline.

quote:

Florida ‘sexual predator’ arrested 1 day after release from 9-year sentence for removing GPS monitor: sheriff





Posted by Broham
Crowley
Member since Feb 2005
18437 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 8:55 am to
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Deputy cleared for shooting naked Florida man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14263 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:00 am to

Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for ...

KDVR

Nov 13, 2018 — A Florida man that was dressed as Fred Flintstone was pulled over and given a citation by law enforcement just days after Halloween.

Damnit there were pictures. Here is one


This post was edited on 7/27/23 at 9:01 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:26 am to
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tries to stop him
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10178 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:31 am to
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.
Posted by Mclovin2991
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
157 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:35 am to
Florida man arrested for “allegedly” throwing corn cob at mom’s head
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55462 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:36 am to
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Florida man arrested for dunking a woman’s head into a vat of tar during argument
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80224 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:36 am to
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say


LINK
This post was edited on 7/27/23 at 9:37 am
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12698 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:38 am to
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Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles, Police Say
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22715 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:40 am to
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Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2095 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:41 am to
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'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
ETA: suspect could be my twin

This post was edited on 7/27/23 at 12:34 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29676 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:42 am to
No Thanks, officer
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29678 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his
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