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re: Budweiser CEO releases a statement

Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125005 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

He would've been better off just saying "My name is Brendan"



quote:

"I still have my job and we still make beer"


My name is Brendan, that much is clear,
I still have a job and we still make beer,
Some of it's awful, some is alright,
But lately the talk of the town is bud light,

As to why did we do it? The answer is "woke"
Now our can has a lady-man, Brand's going broke,
Now I hope you'll forget, and I hope this will end,
But old Dylan, like bud light, is playing pretend,

we once were the King of beers, now beer of queens,
and trannies and genderqueers, whatever that means,
If you don't like our stance, leave Bud light on the Shelf,
Because Tranheuser-Butch says to Go frick Yourself.
This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 4:52 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30569 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 4:04 pm to
When I was at The Basic School in Quantico, VA they taught there were two types of courage: physical and moral.

Physical courage is exemplified by rushing the enemy position under overwhelming fire or dragging your wounded comrade to safety.

Moral courage means you have the gumption to speak up for what is right despite that stance being unpopular or causing you personal loss. It is obvious this coward slept through those classes as a 2nd Lt.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83862 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 4:04 pm to


I enjoyed that
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15030 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 4:28 pm to
That’s one of your best efforts. Truly inspired. You should publish that.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35936 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 4:42 pm to
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fr33manator

Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7361 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 5:58 pm to
Fr33manator-

You our did yourself with that one You’re always on point, but this one was absolutely spectacular!

It’s made the rounds through the office today and has been printed on posted on the board in our front office.
This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2273 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 6:05 pm to
I’d love to hear this version as a song to the tune of the legendary “Ram Ranch.” It’s fitting for sure.
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