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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Some gems from years Past:
The Mad Fratter
toddzilla
Rhino5
porkrind
Jon Ham
OlGrandad
The Mad Fratter
quote:
Last year my pissant cousin decided family Thanksgiving was the perfect time to let his preacher dad know he had been doing meth. Whatever happens this year it can't be that bad.
toddzilla
quote:
My five year old niece from my crackhead sister in law is about to get a tranquilizer dart in the neck. Other than that, no one is drinking yet, so no fireworks as of now.
ETA: Mrs. Zilla is hitting the wine due to said niece and her Mee Maw calling her fat...
UPDATE: Crackhead Sister in Law is here. Wife is ready to kick her arse. Place your bets...
Rhino5
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Got food poisoning last night at approximately 1am and unleashed an ungodly hell on the toilet. Gastrointestinal Armageddon is appropriate. Slept on the bathroom floor and I'm sore as shite. Currently being dealt the leper treatment, sitting outside by myself with a fricking piece of bread. Really sucks seeing all that awesome food and not having the guts to eat it. So long as I'm good for the iron bowl. Happy thanksgiving.
porkrind
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Last year my nephew strolls in and starts calling his much larger/stronger brother a leach for still living in his dads guest house. When the brother finally got pissed off and went after him he yanked out a gun and said "HE WENT FOR MY GUN'.
That loud mouth pussy is not invited this year.
Jon Ham
quote:
Went for drinks with my wife and her parents last night. Somehow my wife and her mom started talking about how women have it harder than men or some shite. It pissed me off so I reminded them they should be thankful we gave them the right to vote but don’t thank me because it wasn’t me who did it as I would never have voted for it. I tried to say it as a joke but a joke never happened and it was just me basically telling them to STFU. Good times.
OlGrandad
quote:
While I was getting dressed, wife starts yelling in the kitchen. I go in and the Weimaraner is going through the doggy door.
He had jumped on the counter and was eating the turkey when she walked in.
I am under orders to keep quiet when the company arrives.
This will be known as the "turkey" incident of 2018.
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Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:
It pissed me off so I reminded them they should be thankful we gave them the right to vote but don’t thank me because it wasn’t me who did it as I would never have voted for it.
This makes me
every time I read it.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
My sister is putting feelers out if it’s ok to come with her twins that have hand foot mouth.
She is getting mad when anyone says that we would rather her not.
We shall see if she shows up.
She is getting mad when anyone says that we would rather her not.
We shall see if she shows up.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:43 pm to pioneerbasketball
What about the guy who was crying about his brother in law sleeping in instead of attending the family breakfast?
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
This is usually the best thread of the year. Dads girlfriend already screamed + for Covid so 90% of the fricks I cant stand are not coming. More cornbread dressing for me frickers
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/23/22 at 8:43 am to pioneerbasketball
Boy, how things have changed.
Last year, at the dinner table, my son stood up and said that he had an announcement to make. He said that we was not gay.
Last year, at the dinner table, my son stood up and said that he had an announcement to make. He said that we was not gay.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:58 am to pioneerbasketball
There's always shitshow potential, but things are normally chill at the in-laws.
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