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The entire Dave Chappelle monolog.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:24 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:24 am
Nothing he said was "overtly" critical of "the Jews". It's the sly insinuations he leaves you with to connect those dots yourself.
And that's the danger of free speech that Chappelle tiptoe'd around. You being free to see what's going on and make that connection. The freedom haters don't want you to do that. They want you to parrot the facts as "they" see fit.
Whoever "they" are.
And that's the danger of free speech that Chappelle tiptoe'd around. You being free to see what's going on and make that connection. The freedom haters don't want you to do that. They want you to parrot the facts as "they" see fit.
Whoever "they" are.
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Thank you, thank you very much for being here. Before I start tonight, I just wanted to read a brief statement that I prepared.
I denounce antisemitism in all its forms and I stand with my friends in the Jewish community. And that, Kanye, is how you buy yourself some time.
I gotta tell you guys, I've probably been doing this for 35 years now, and early in my career, I learned that there are two words in the English language that you should never say in sequence, and those words are 'the' and 'Jews.' Never heard someone do good after they said that.
Kanye's gotten into some scrapes before. Normally when he's in trouble, I pull up, I pull up immediately. But this time, I was like, 'You know what, uh, let me see what's gonna happen first. I just wanna see...'
I can't even remember how it started. Vaguely I remember it started with a tweet, strange tweet. It was like, 'I'm feeling a little sleepy. I'm gonna get my some rest, but when I wake up, I'm gonna go DEFCON 3 on the Jews.' And then he just went to bed. I was up all night worried. What is he going to do to the Jews?
I grew up around Jewish people. I have a lot of Jewish friends, so I'm not freaked out by your culture. I know a little bit about it just by hanging around like, 'Yo, let's go out after school tomorrow,' they'd be like, 'We can't go out, it's Shanana tomorrow.' I'd be like, 'What? What is Shanana?'
I have so many questions. Why do some of you people dress like Run DMC?
Kanye woke up from that nap, he went right to work.
A year ago, I had seen him on a podcast called Drink Champs, uh, great show. And it was an amazing appearance. Noreaga and rappers that I love, and they all had their gold chains and stuff on. And Kanye said, 'Only millionaires wear chains.' They said, 'What?' He said, 'I'm a billionaire. Billionaires don't wear money on their body.' I took my chain and I said, 'Oh, snap.'
It was a good appearance. It was fun and funny. But when he woke up, he went on Drink Champs again. This time, he was mad about something. He said, 'I can say antisemitic things and Adidas can't drop me. Now what?' Adidas dropped that n***** immediately. Ironically, Adidas was founded by Nazis. I guess the students have surpassed the teacher.
It's a big deal. He had broken the showbusiness rules. You know, the rules of perception. If they're Black, then it's a gang. If they're Italian, it's a mob, but if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and you should never speak about it.
Kanye got in so much trouble Kyrie got in trouble. Kyrie Irving posted a link to a movie that he had seen on Amazon, no caption on the poster nothing like that, but apparently this movie had some antisemitic tropes and it had some weird title like From He-Bro to Negro or something.
The NBA told him he should apologize and he was slow to apologize and the list of demands to get back in their good graces got longer and longer, but, this, this is where you know I draw the line. I know Jewish people have been through terrible things all over the world but but you can't blame that on Black Americans. You just can't. You know what I mean? Thanks for the one person that said woo. A fair punishment would be to just post a link to Schindler's List and y'all just write your own captions. Cuz Kyrie Irving's Black a** was nowhere near the Holocaust. In fact, he's not even certain it existed.
I saw one news pundit screaming about Kanye and she said, 'Mental health is no excuse for that type of language.' Yes it is b****. You can kill somebody if you're mentally ill. And listen, okay, I don't think Kanye is crazy at all, I think he's possibly not well. I've been to Hollywood. And I don't want y'all to get mad at me, I'm just telling you this is just what I saw. It's a lot of Jews. Like a lot. But that doesn't mean anything, you know what I mean? There's a lot of Black people in Ferguson, Missouri. It doesn't mean we run the place. I would see if you had some kind of issue, you might go out to Hollywood, you might start connecting some kind of lines, and you could maybe adopt the delusion that the Jews run showbusiness. It's not a crazy thing to think. But it's a crazy thing to say out loud in a climate like this.
Now the midterms are over in this crazy climate and I gotta tell you, I feel this midterm, like all of humanity depends on it. And it's an ominous sign. The most ominous sign in the midterms I believe would be Herschel Walker who I don't wanna speak badly of because he's Black. But I have to admit he's um... he's observably stupid.
Even when he's not talking, his mouth be open a little bit like... He's the guy that looks like he thinks before he makes a move on Tic-tac-toe. And watching the news now they're declaring the end of the Trump era. Now okay, I could see how in New York you might believe this is the end of his era. I'm just being honest with you, I live in Ohio amongst the poor whites. A lot of you don't understand why Trump was so popular but I get it because I hear it every day. He's very loved. And the reason he's loved is because people in Ohio have never seen somebody like him. He's what I call an honest liar. And I'm not joking right now, he's an honest liar. That first debate, I've never seen anything like it. I've never seen a white male billionaire screaming at the top of his lungs, 'This whole system is rigged,' he said. And across the stage was white woman Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama sitting there looking at him like, 'No it's not.'
I said, 'Now wait a minute bro, it's what he said.' And the moderator said, 'Well Mr. Trump if, in fact, the system is rigged as you suggest, what would be your evidence?' Remember what he said, bro? He said, 'I know the system is rigged because I use it.' I said Goddamn. And then he pulled out an Illuminati membership card, chopped a line of cocaine up in it and [mimics sniffing].
No one ever heard someone say something so true and then Hillary Clinton tried to punch him in the taxes. She said, 'This man doesn't pay his taxes,' he said, 'That makes me smart.' And then he said, 'If you want me to pay my taxes, then change the tax code. But I know you won't because your friends and your donors enjoy the same tax breaks that I do.' And with that, my friends, a star was born. No one had ever seen anything like that. No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners we are doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house. And he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 10:29 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:25 am to HubbaBubba
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A year ago, I had seen him on a podcast called Drink Champs, uh, great show. And it was an amazing appearance. Noreaga and rappers that I love, and they all had their gold chains and stuff on. And Kanye said, 'Only millionaires wear chains.' They said, 'What?' He said, 'I'm a billionaire. Billionaires don't wear money on their body.' I took my chain and I said, 'Oh, snap.'
It was a good appearance. It was fun and funny. But when he woke up, he went on Drink Champs again. This time, he was mad about something. He said, 'I can say antisemitic things and Adidas can't drop me. Now what?' Adidas dropped that n***** immediately. Ironically, Adidas was founded by Nazis. I guess the students have surpassed the teacher.
It's a big deal. He had broken the showbusiness rules. You know, the rules of perception. If they're Black, then it's a gang. If they're Italian, it's a mob, but if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and you should never speak about it.
Kanye got in so much trouble Kyrie got in trouble. Kyrie Irving posted a link to a
I said, 'Now wait a minute bro, it's what he said.' And the moderator said, 'Well Mr. Trump if, in fact, the system is rigged as you suggest, what would be your evidence?' Remember what he said, bro? He said, 'I know the system is rigged because I use it.' I said Goddamn. And then he pulled out an Illuminati membership card, chopped a line of cocaine up in it and [mimics sniffing].
No one ever heard someone say something so true and then Hillary Clinton tried to punch him in the taxes. She said, 'This man doesn't pay his taxes,' he said, 'That makes me smart.' And then he said, 'If you want me to pay my taxes, then change the tax code. But I know you won't because your friends and your donors enjoy the same tax breaks that I do.' And with that, my friends, a star was born. No one had ever seen anything like that. No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners we are doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house. And he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again.
Democrats were sore losers. I'm a Democrat, and I'm telling you as soon as he won, they started saying all that he's colluding with Russia, he's colluding with Russia. It was very embarrassing as a Democrat, but as time went on, we all came to learn he was probably colluding with Russia. I even look at his wife different now. His wife is beautiful, no question about it, but she looks like the kind of chick that James Bond would smash but not trust.
Why he got all them documents at his house, what is this? This guy that's famous for not reading his press briefings now suddenly got 10,000 documents in his house and won't take them [unintelligible]. I've been fired from jobs many times in my life, and I will be very honest with you, sometimes when I was fired, I stole things from the office. Staplers, computer mouses, all kinds of stuff, but you know what I never stole from work? Work.
ha ha ha ha. Now you see Kanye walking around L.A. barefoot with his chain on. This guy lost a billion and a half dollars in a day. A billion and a half dollars in a day. I saw that and I said 'put your chain on n*****, welcome back.' It shouldn't be this scary to talk about anything. It's making my job incredibly difficult, I'll be honest with you. I'm getting sick of talking to a crowd like this. I love you to death and I thank you for your support. And I hope they don't take anything away from me. Whoever they are.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:26 am to HubbaBubba
I'm only like 5 jokes in and I'm already dying
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:31 am to HubbaBubba
I don't understand why it's antisemitic to say that "the Jews" run Hollywood. I mean, IT'S TRUE.
Further, I don't see why it's a bad thing for "the Jews" to actually run Hollywood. "The Jews" have been running Hollywood pretty much since there was a Hollywood.
I actually admire many of the so-called "stereotypes" of Jewish people. I wish more people were as industrious and valued education as "the Jews" do.
My personal opinion is that it's just another instance of a group of people trying to be "victims" in today's society because VICTIMHOOD has become the greatest virtue someone or some group can achieve in today's demented and deranged leftist Utopia.
Further, I don't see why it's a bad thing for "the Jews" to actually run Hollywood. "The Jews" have been running Hollywood pretty much since there was a Hollywood.
I actually admire many of the so-called "stereotypes" of Jewish people. I wish more people were as industrious and valued education as "the Jews" do.
My personal opinion is that it's just another instance of a group of people trying to be "victims" in today's society because VICTIMHOOD has become the greatest virtue someone or some group can achieve in today's demented and deranged leftist Utopia.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 10:42 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:33 am to HubbaBubba
He says all of this shite while also admitting he believes in Russian collusion.
A little contradictory, no?
A little contradictory, no?
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:36 am to TigerOnTheMountain
Yeah, but he was spot on re: Melania looking like a woman James Bond would smash but not trust.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:37 am to upgrayedd
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I'm only like 5 jokes in and I'm already dying
Definitely much better to watch
Dude is definitely reaching GOAT status as a comedian
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:39 am to Powerman
quote:Well, yeah. His delivery is amazing.
Definitely much better to watch
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:44 am to HubbaBubba
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No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners we are doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house. And he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again.
Perfectly accurate imagery by Chappelle. If absolutely nothing else is accomplished by DJT's past/future presidency, this is one of the biggest things he's done. GOPe and Dems/MSM are desperately trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Will the rabble let them?
quote:This is just funny.
Now you see Kanye walking around L.A. barefoot with his chain on. This guy lost a billion and a half dollars in a day. A billion and a half dollars in a day. I saw that and I said 'put your chain on n*****, welcome back.'
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:50 am to HubbaBubba
Jfc do you need anymore proof that Jews run Hollywood than the simple fact that you can’t say, “Jews run Hollywood”.
If Kanye had said Jews run the GOP no one would blink an eye.
If Kanye had said Jews run the GOP no one would blink an eye.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:53 am to HubbaBubba
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He's the guy that looks like he thinks before he makes a move on Tic-tac-toe.
He said, 'I know the system is rigged because I use it.' I said Goddamn. And then he pulled out an Illuminati membership card, chopped a line of cocaine up in it and [mimics sniffing].
quote:
No one ever heard someone say something so true and then Hillary Clinton tried to punch him in the taxes. She said, 'This man doesn't pay his taxes,' he said, 'That makes me smart.' And then he said, 'If you want me to pay my taxes, then change the tax code. But I know you won't because your friends and your donors enjoy the same tax breaks that I do.' And with that, my friends, a star was born. No one had ever seen anything like that. No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners we are doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house. And he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again
Spot.On.
Politicians, from both parties, have FOREVER been trying to sell the bullshite lie to the public that they are simply in government as "public service". Despite the media trying to gaslight you otherwise, Trump has credibility because he doesn't pretend the system isn't rigged. He knows it is because he, as someone with money, actively participated and benefitted from the rigging. It's just like when some ugly woman accused him of trying to sexually assault her on a plane 3 decades ago and his response to the accusations was essentially, she's ugly. Why would I try to have sex with her when I can easily have consensual sex with far more attractive women? That was one of the most honest answers I've ever heard to a baseless allegations. "If I can easily get hot women, why would I waste my time, or even want to hook up with an ugly woman?"
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:54 am to Robin Masters
Read the credits from ANY major Hollywood motion picture. It reads like a "who's who" of Jewish names.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:56 am to HubbaBubba
This thread is antisemitic. I stand with Israel
Posted on 11/18/22 at 10:59 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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He says all of this shite while also admitting he believes in Russian collusion.
I don't think anyone would accuse him of being the smartest guy in the room.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:08 am to HubbaBubba
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Read the credits from ANY major Hollywood motion picture. It reads like a "who's who" of Jewish names.
Now go look at DNC donors. And now try and tell yourself its just a happy coincidence that Hollywood stars toe the DNC line nonstop.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 11:08 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:12 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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He says all of this shite while also admitting he believes in Russian collusion. A little contradictory, no?
Even millionaire elites have a hard time leaving the plantation
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:15 am to HubbaBubba
If this passes as comedy, comedy sucks.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:16 am to Powerman
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Definitely much better to watch
Dude is definitely reaching GOAT status as a comedian
I'm reading it in his voice and timing
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:27 am to HubbaBubba
1. Sometimes I agree with Chappelle and sometimes not.
2. Either way, he is hilarious.
3. People need to lighten-the-frick-up.
2. Either way, he is hilarious.
3. People need to lighten-the-frick-up.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 11:32 am
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