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Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris

Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:05 am
Posted by Blast and Laugh
Texas
Member since Feb 2005
1870 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:05 am
“When alexander graham bell first invented the telephone
He had three missed calls from Harold Perkins”

“Harold Perkins is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head”

“Harold Perkins once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes”.

Y’all’s turn………


Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3265 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:07 am to
Chuck Norris wears Harold Perkins pajamas.
Posted by pastypagan504
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2022
96 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:07 am to
Shut up
This post was edited on 11/17/22 at 12:08 am
Posted by Jugular Joe
Member since Jan 2020
4461 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:23 am to
Harold Perkins scared the NCAA to the point they took away one of his sacks.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9142 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 2:55 am to
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Harold Perkins has allowed to live.
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
505 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 3:21 am to
The boogie man checks his closet for Harold Perkins.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
1652 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 4:27 am to
They were going to put Harold Perkins' face on Mt. Rushmore, but it turns out the granite isn't hard enough to form his beard.
Posted by pennoyer
Ruston, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
52 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:32 am to
Harold Perkins gargles peanut butter
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8643 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:44 am to
The NCAA is waiting on a decision from Harold perkins on whether to accept their statistical adjustment proposal.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22208 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:50 am to
Harold Perkins once beat chuck Norris in a fight, as a sperm
Posted by Ltown_tiger
Livonia
Member since Aug 2013
2016 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:28 am to
Before he goes to sleep at night, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Harold Perkins.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
14168 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:42 am to
Cringe
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2368 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:54 am to
Perk turns off the light switch, gets a forced fumble, and jumps in bed before it gets dark.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23400 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:56 am to
Harold Perkins has counted to infinity. Twice. .
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14665 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 7:44 am to
Harold Perkins killed John Wick's dog.

John Wick said - "We good".
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47822 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 7:51 am to
Giraffes:
Posted by BigTiger80
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
1184 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:04 am to
Chuck Norris = The Delta Force

Harold Perkins Jr = The Tiger Force
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:12 am to
Nobody asked for this
Posted by RussellSheppardsPie
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
2013 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:51 am to
Everyday, Harold Perkins wakes up feeling the cheesiest.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85917 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:03 am to
Chuck Norris colors Harold Perkins coloring books
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