The Death of Tiger Stadium

Here's a little something I put together, feel free to add to it. Yes, I realized some if not many will slam my efforts...so be it.

Tiger Stadium aka Death Valley
1924 – (Sometime between 2003 and 2007)

Tiger Stadium endured a slow and painful death sometime between its beloved Tigers winning two BCS National Titles. Although no one is certain the exact time of death, the causes are indisputable.

It began when LSU became among the elite and bandwagon fans came in without warning, crushing the faithful with their loads of money and lack of class. They sat on their hands, booed imperfection, and departed before the end of the 3rd quarter; in essence, their spreading of Type I Stifleitis stole the spirit of the stadium with their presence and subsequent absence.

Let it be known, they did not accomplish this feat on their own. Type II Stifleitis played a big role in the death of Tiger Stadium. The Tiger Athletic Foundation now determine a fan’s worth, the Golden Band from Tigerland are forbidden to play traditional songs and fans can now only stand at “appropriate” times. Now, they’re stomping on the stadium’s grave by piping in music to mask the symptoms of Type I Stifleitis.

Many diehard, blue-collar fans who can’t believe this day has come mourn this icon; they find it hard to fathom this stadium survived the Years of Unspeakable Darkness but could not survive these dreadful diseases . They pray for a miracle; that somehow the spirits of old will aid in resurrecting this giant. Until that wonderful day arrives, the faithful will continue to support their beloved team from all corners of the globe and bitch at those who killed it.