Tim Valluzzo is not a douche. He’s a legend. I once witnessed him breastfeeding a wounded flamingo back to health by dabbing his man nipples with whatever powdery mix they put in that broken down milkshake machine.

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Posted by beerJeep

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Posted on 10/2/22 at 12:14 pm to Lsupimp

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I once witnessed him breastfeeding a wounded flamingo back to health by dabbing his man nipples with whatever powdery mix they put in that broken down milkshake machine.

That wasn’t a flamingo, it was Oweo. You probably got confused because they are both feeble

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Posted by Willie Stroker

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Posted on 10/2/22 at 3:14 pm to Lsupimp

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Tim Valluzzo is not a douche. He’s a legend. I once witnessed him breastfeeding a wounded flamingo back to health by dabbing his man nipples with whatever powdery mix they put in that broken down milkshake machine.

You had me until “wounded flamingo”

Now I know he’s a douche.

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Posted by HeadSlash

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Posted on 10/2/22 at 4:29 pm to Lsupimp

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Tim Valluzzo is not a douche. He’s a legend.

He used to try to drag race me with his Formula Firebird back in high school

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Posted by Dominate308

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Posted on 10/2/22 at 9:40 pm to Lsupimp

Tim got his arse kicked by a football player he attacked at Catholic High. He was expelled after being beat down in the cafeteria in front of half the school.

Tim was a maniac but tried to fight out of his league.

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