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FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll…
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:43 pm
Have To Fake One
WASHINGTON — After weeks of unsuccessfully stoking Trump supporters towards violent action, the FBI has changed course, beginning internal discussions for executing a MAGA-style attack using FBI resources.
"We are already at Defense Readiness Condition 3 – this means that if the extreme MAGA wing doesn't act, we will bypass the plainclothes agent phase to DefCon 1, bringing out our biggest weapon: Ray Epps." FBI Director Christopher Wray addressed a round table of defense ministers, eliciting scattered gasps when he invoked Ray Epps, the famous FBI asset with expertise in starting insurrections.
The attempts to get "MAGA Republicans" to commit terrorism have escalated in recent weeks. The gentle initial prodding of the Mar-A-Lago raid failed to evoke a riot, and the prodding was then escalated to a speech by Biden with obvious fascist overtones attacking Trump supporters, finally culminating in the raiding of over 50 Trump ally homes last week. "If that doesn't do it, what will?" said Wray.
Critics have contended that there is no widespread evidence of the FBI's history of supporting and propagating terrorism to justify crackdowns on the current administration's political enemies. Ted Cruz, however, has asked pointed questions about FBI involvement in perpetrating the events of January 6, and Cruz asked Justice Department representatives whether the FBI was involved. The FBI has provided a comprehensive answer to Cruz, saying "Shut up."
At publishing time, several dozen military-age males with crew cuts had shown up in attendance to an "election justice" rally of Trump supporters but were sadly outed as Feds and given swirlies and wedgies.
FBI
WASHINGTON — After weeks of unsuccessfully stoking Trump supporters towards violent action, the FBI has changed course, beginning internal discussions for executing a MAGA-style attack using FBI resources.
"We are already at Defense Readiness Condition 3 – this means that if the extreme MAGA wing doesn't act, we will bypass the plainclothes agent phase to DefCon 1, bringing out our biggest weapon: Ray Epps." FBI Director Christopher Wray addressed a round table of defense ministers, eliciting scattered gasps when he invoked Ray Epps, the famous FBI asset with expertise in starting insurrections.
The attempts to get "MAGA Republicans" to commit terrorism have escalated in recent weeks. The gentle initial prodding of the Mar-A-Lago raid failed to evoke a riot, and the prodding was then escalated to a speech by Biden with obvious fascist overtones attacking Trump supporters, finally culminating in the raiding of over 50 Trump ally homes last week. "If that doesn't do it, what will?" said Wray.
Critics have contended that there is no widespread evidence of the FBI's history of supporting and propagating terrorism to justify crackdowns on the current administration's political enemies. Ted Cruz, however, has asked pointed questions about FBI involvement in perpetrating the events of January 6, and Cruz asked Justice Department representatives whether the FBI was involved. The FBI has provided a comprehensive answer to Cruz, saying "Shut up."
At publishing time, several dozen military-age males with crew cuts had shown up in attendance to an "election justice" rally of Trump supporters but were sadly outed as Feds and given swirlies and wedgies.
FBI
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:48 pm to TigerVespamon
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FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake ANOTHER One
Fixed It For Them!
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:54 pm to TigerVespamon
Times are tough for the FBI when their methods are so widely known the parody news sites are mocking them over it.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:56 pm to TigerVespamon
We need more ridicule. I hope the feds are reading this
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:56 pm to TigerVespamon
We aren't terrorists.
We can want America to be the America we love. If any violent acts are caused, it's because they set it up.
We can want America to be the America we love. If any violent acts are caused, it's because they set it up.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 11:02 pm to GumboPot
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We need more ridicule. I hope the feds are reading this
They are. And I hope they know that history will judge them all as fricking traitors for having any part with what their respective agencies have become.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 11:06 pm to TigerVespamon
Babylon Bee. Classic. Have an Upvote and a Thread Bump my good Patriot.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 11:26 pm to TigerVespamon
The FBI is concerned that if MAGA doebn`t conduct a terrorist soon,they will take matters into their own hands.
Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:06 pm to TigerVespamon
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At publishing time, several dozen military-age males with crew cuts had shown up in attendance to an "election justice" rally of Trump supporters but were sadly outed as Feds and given swirlies and wedgies.
That had to be the funniest thread I've ever seen on TD.
Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:07 pm to TigerVespamon
Gotta love the Bee.
How long before the humorless (like all liberal groups) eff bee eye raids the Babylon Bee offices?
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How long before the humorless (like all liberal groups) eff bee eye raids the Babylon Bee offices?
edited for grammar
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:08 pm to TigerVespamon
Which means they are planning a fake attack the left always accuses the right of what they actually intend to do
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