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Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:43 am to BeepNode
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What happens next?
Democrats in the US start building "allyship" programs across the country in order to "build alien awareness" so that in 50 years we can "welcome our other-worldly friends and neighbors". During this time they'll also pass a "Population Reduction Act" which will provide a 2:1 monetary bonus to all recipients on welfare programs who provide monthly receipts of their birth control purchases ($2 in bonus for every $1 spent).
Fifty years later the aliens pass by Earth while purposely not looking at it, as if it's a meth-head begging for money at a traffic light.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 6:50 am to BeepNode
Posted on 8/29/22 at 7:08 am to BeepNode
Posted on 8/29/22 at 7:12 am to BeepNode
First of all, they only needed to send one unoccupied messenger vehicle. What a waste of resources. They should return home in shame.
We are not ready? Ready for what? Halloween?
"Do not go beyond your solar system. Do not look for us." We can barely make it past the atmosphere of the Earth.
If the people of Earth will not follow the instructions that they already have, what outcome is expected with any additional requirements?
What major cities have to reduce their populations by half? They did not demand that the population of the earth be reduced by half.
Will evacuation of the cities count as population reduction?
Stupid aliens!
We are not ready? Ready for what? Halloween?
"Do not go beyond your solar system. Do not look for us." We can barely make it past the atmosphere of the Earth.
If the people of Earth will not follow the instructions that they already have, what outcome is expected with any additional requirements?
What major cities have to reduce their populations by half? They did not demand that the population of the earth be reduced by half.
Will evacuation of the cities count as population reduction?
Stupid aliens!
Posted on 8/29/22 at 7:24 am to BeepNode
If they are motherships, why are there 32 of them?
Isn't there only one mothership?
Isn't there only one mothership?
Posted on 8/29/22 at 7:31 am to BeepNode
Trick question, they want us to reduce our population so they can more easily take us over, enslave us, and use our planet for only their benefit.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 8:00 am to BeepNode
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32 motherships
What is the significance of this number?
Posted on 8/29/22 at 8:03 am to BeepNode
Nuke China, North Korea, and Russia to start with
Posted on 8/29/22 at 8:21 am to BeepNode
I buy a 1/2 ton and roll coal
Posted on 8/29/22 at 8:28 am to BeepNode
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What happens next?
Nerds will be considered domestic terrorists if they do not belong to the Democratic Party.
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