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re: The Frenchmen raping a dog
Posted on 8/16/22 at 2:42 pm to BamaMamaof2
Posted on 8/16/22 at 2:42 pm to BamaMamaof2
Two dogs, a Doberman and a German Shepherd, are in the vet's waiting room, and the German Shepherd says to the other "What are you in for?"
"Oh," says the Doberman, "I went for the postman. He said I ought to be put down, but my owner pleaded with him until he said that if she got me castrated instead then he wouldn't take it any further. So that's what I'm in for. How about you?"
"Oh," says the German Shepherd, "my owner was cleaning the kitchen floor in her bathrobe, and while she was reaching for something under the fridge, her bathrobe fell off, and I mounted her then and there."
"Oh," says the Doberman, "so you're in to be castrated as well?"
"No," says the German Shepherd, "just to get my claws clipped.
"Oh," says the Doberman, "I went for the postman. He said I ought to be put down, but my owner pleaded with him until he said that if she got me castrated instead then he wouldn't take it any further. So that's what I'm in for. How about you?"
"Oh," says the German Shepherd, "my owner was cleaning the kitchen floor in her bathrobe, and while she was reaching for something under the fridge, her bathrobe fell off, and I mounted her then and there."
"Oh," says the Doberman, "so you're in to be castrated as well?"
"No," says the German Shepherd, "just to get my claws clipped.
This post was edited on 8/16/22 at 2:44 pm
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Posted on 8/16/22 at 3:11 pm to AggieHank86
quote:Dog in car window talking to another dog in yard.
Two dogs, a Doberman and a German Shepherd, are in the vet's waiting room, and the German Shepherd says to the other "What are you in for?"
"Oh," says the Doberman, "I went for the postman. He said I ought to be put down, but my owner pleaded with him until he said that if she got me castrated instead then he wouldn't take it any further. So that's what I'm in for. How about you?"
"Oh," says the German Shepherd, "my owner was cleaning the kitchen floor in her bathrobe, and while she was reaching for something under the fridge, her bathrobe fell off, and I mounted her then and there."
"Oh," says the Doberman, "so you're in to be castrated as well?"
"No," says the German Shepherd, "just to get my claws clipped.
"Ha,ha,ha Bliff. Guess what? After we go to the drug store and post office, I'm going to the vet's to get tutored."
I miss Far Side and Gary Larson. I remember that one for 40 years ago.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 3:17 pm to AggieHank86
Life ain't fair. 
Posted on 8/16/22 at 4:02 pm to AggieHank86
Obviously a lib French woman
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