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When no one is around, do women just toot where they are?

Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:07 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70603 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:07 pm
Or do they still excuse themselves to toot discreetly in the restroom?

(Thread credit to cbree)
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56558 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

do women just toot



til the poster shutterspeed is a 12 y/o
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5106 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:09 pm to
Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.

Come to think of It, it started before then.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13673 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:09 pm to
Your mom does it when I’m around.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148222 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

excuse themselves to toot discreetly in the restroom?
and deprive me of a solid hard-on? How selfish
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148222 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you. Come to think of It, it started before then.
just because you married a women without class doesn’t mean the rest of us did
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80481 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:14 pm to
Toot?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70603 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:15 pm to
You know... fluff.
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2447 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:15 pm to
Most women don't toot because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68973 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:15 pm to
If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3380 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:16 pm to
Farts don’t stop being funny just cause they come from a lady’s cornhole. Equal opportunity fart boxes man!

I guess I’m politically conservative but toilet humor progressive?
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15154 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:17 pm to
Women toot?
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20589 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18868 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Women toot?


Like Clydesdales. Then they lie about it.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5987 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:22 pm to
Mine just does it wherever
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14018 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:22 pm to
my girl rips arse in front of me. some really impressive ones too tbh
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3201 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:32 pm to
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Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22904 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:37 pm to
If no one is around, why go to the restroom?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:40 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70603 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

If no one is around, why go to the restroom?


Is it too much to expect a woman to have more couth than I do?
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