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Biden Places 'I Did That' Sticker On Gas Pump After Price Drops Two Cents
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:40 pm
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After months of saying that he has no control over the price of gas, President Joe Biden is taking credit as prices dip by 2 cents. To highlight this monumental achievement, Biden has been placing "I did that!" stickers on gas pumps everywhere he goes.
"Look folks, this is 2 cents we're talking about here. You think this kinda thing happens on its own? Malarkey! Read the stickers. I did that!" said Biden at a White House Press conference. "And remember Putin makes prices go up. Biden makes prices go down!"
Biden continued explaining that to achieve this, all he had to do was empty out our entire military's fuel supply. He assured Americans that our military didn't really need it anyway.
At publishing time more Biden "I did that!" stickers were found but they were spotted instead on high food prices, empty shelves, lines of unvaccinated troops being discharged, and the overrun southern border.
After months of saying that he has no control over the price of gas, President Joe Biden is taking credit as prices dip by 2 cents. To highlight this monumental achievement, Biden has been placing "I did that!" stickers on gas pumps everywhere he goes.
"Look folks, this is 2 cents we're talking about here. You think this kinda thing happens on its own? Malarkey! Read the stickers. I did that!" said Biden at a White House Press conference. "And remember Putin makes prices go up. Biden makes prices go down!"
Biden continued explaining that to achieve this, all he had to do was empty out our entire military's fuel supply. He assured Americans that our military didn't really need it anyway.
At publishing time more Biden "I did that!" stickers were found but they were spotted instead on high food prices, empty shelves, lines of unvaccinated troops being discharged, and the overrun southern border.
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:41 pm to Night Vision
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This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:43 pm to Night Vision
Does this dumb shite head realize gas prices are still more than twice as high as they were last summer.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:43 pm to Night Vision
Thought this was real. That is how sad the World is right now.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:45 pm to Night Vision
Another BB treasure. I thought it might be real before I opened the link.
Good job BB.
Good job BB.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:45 pm to Night Vision
He is quite possibly the dumbest sumbitch alive.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:46 pm to Night Vision
Please don't be the Bee
Please don't be the Bee
Please don't be the Bee...
Well, I guess it's possible that if someone gave him a sticker to put on a pump, the Bee would have been correct once again. I mean, Biden DID say, "let's go Brandon".
Please don't be the Bee
Please don't be the Bee...
Well, I guess it's possible that if someone gave him a sticker to put on a pump, the Bee would have been correct once again. I mean, Biden DID say, "let's go Brandon".
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:46 pm to Night Vision
They Actually are touting a few cents drop in price. Pathetic
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:48 pm to Night Vision
Undefeated
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:51 pm to Night Vision
The sad part is they actually are celebrating this.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 5:53 pm to Night Vision
You almost had me Bee. Almost.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 7:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
Does this dumb shite head realize gas prices are still more than twice as high as they were last summer.
Mother fricker doesn't know what he ate for breakfast, when he last shite his diaper, or what country he's in.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 7:54 pm to Night Vision
It's a satirical paper - Biden didn't do that. That being said, gas has dropped over 50 cents a gallon in the last month. If it had risen you'd surely be blaming Biden, so why wouldn't you give him credit for the price drop?
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:13 pm to HANNANB
quote:
It's a satirical paper - Biden didn't do that. That being said, gas has dropped over 50 cents a gallon in the last month. If it had risen you'd surely be blaming Biden, so why wouldn't you give him credit for the price drop?
U smart.
Because they’ve been tirelessly claiming a president can’t affect prices for 2 years now? (While also simultaneously blaming Putin)
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:16 pm to Night Vision
I know it's satire, but in all seriousness, the Saudis are going to frick Joe Biden in October like it's their job.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:17 pm to concrete_tiger
Exactly! The president has very little effect - either way!
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:18 pm to concrete_tiger
quote:
Because they’ve been tirelessly claiming a president can’t affect prices for 2 years now? (While also simultaneously blaming Putin)
But you guys have been claiming that the President DOES affect prices.
So using your own logic, Biden deserves the credit for oil prices dropping.
Aren't you doing the exact same thing here?
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:23 pm to TheQuestioner
It’s amazing a man that can
Shut down transportation
Turn taxes on or off
Ban exploration
Ban drilling
Ban pipelines
Promote polices that limit refining capacity
Signal a change in policy
Jack up wages
Force people to stay indoors
Etc etc
Can’t impact prices
Shut down transportation
Turn taxes on or off
Ban exploration
Ban drilling
Ban pipelines
Promote polices that limit refining capacity
Signal a change in policy
Jack up wages
Force people to stay indoors
Etc etc
Can’t impact prices
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:30 pm to concrete_tiger
Exactly.
He's destroying supply and acting as if that doesn't affect prices.
That's sort of like throwing a chainsaw at the juggler and saying "hey he was struggling with 4 baseballs anyway."
He's destroying supply and acting as if that doesn't affect prices.
That's sort of like throwing a chainsaw at the juggler and saying "hey he was struggling with 4 baseballs anyway."
Posted on 7/20/22 at 8:31 pm to concrete_tiger
quote:
Can’t impact prices
My point is, if he impacts prices, he can just as well claim that he brought prices down i.e. releasing oil from reserves, approving leases, speaking to oil CEOs etc.
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